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Didn't know David Ortiz used to sell those!

Posted by Idiot-Finder - June 3rd, 2010


After listening to some songs by a J-Pop artist Nana Mizuki on my ipod, I went outside and saw soemone who looked like Jim Joyce. I point at him and said "Hey, you're the guy who blew the perfect game!"

"What the hell are you talking about? He's busy umpiring the game in Detroit!" he said

"Oh yeah, my bad!"

"It happens, what happened last night sucked though,"

"I know, it could have been the third perfect game this season!"

Some time afterward, I came across a small door at the corner of the strip. I noticed couple of people coming in and out of the building so I decide to go in and investigate. To my surprise, it's a black supermarket...or was it called "super black market"? Nevermind...

Anyway there's a food court right next to "Illegal Weapons" aisle. What caught my eye is "David Ortiz's Special Protein Shake!".

"I didn't know David Ortiz started his own protein shake chain!" I said

Then some guy next to me said "Actually he used to sell those legally until 2004 when suspicion came up although it was largely ignored, since then we have been selling those underground for few years now,"

"Cool, does it work?"

"Yes it works, you can have a free sample for only twenty dollars!"

"WHAT?!"

"We have to make a living, I have a family to feed dammit!"

"Is there's a way to get one cheaper than that?"

"Okay fifteen dollar, take it or leave it!"

After purchasing the small bottle, I notice a label reading "Makes you Bigger, Stronger, and Slower..."

"That explains everything..." I said to myself

I'll save it for a time being.


Comments

a free sample for $20!? Paradoxical vortex anyone?

You've been had! Free samples shouldn't cost more than 10$!!