One day in a small town church where a wedding is held. Adam Sandler's been invited as a wedding singer after being paid large sums of cash to do so. As the song begins to play, to everyone's horror...the comedian begins to start singing...

It's awful
No one loves them
And way they play is dreadful
They just can't win
And so it goes
Despite Omar's lies
Winning is a sin
It'll make you wanna die
So many fools
The snooze and it sinks
One thing for sure

(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah

Everyone looks on in awkward silence...

Now on to something relevant:

IF: Finally I'm in Hong Kong, now time to find those voting drugs!

*suspicious looking ship arrives*

IF: Something's fishy with that ship...

*Codec call Coop83*

Coop: Better be important bloody tart

IF: There's a suspicious activity at the harbor, I'll need your help

NEVR: *shows up on Codec* I'm coming too

IF and Coop: Oh poopy

*some days later*

NEVR: *gets arrested for being an idiot* What gives? You told me it means hello

IF: lol, found one

Coop: Bloody tart!

*later that night*

Coop and IF: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!!!

Terrorists: RAID?!

*epic pwnage*

IF: Lol, we won!

*several days later*

Charger fan: I hate you!

IF: Lol wut?

*pwn*

Charger fan: I shall return! *falls into the sea*

IF: Suuure!

Narrator: Meanwhile in Houston...

TSIP: I r submitting racist crap in NG, MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Back in Hong Kong*

IF: *checking the portal* WTF? Time to go to Houston!

Homeless dude: Buy this instruction to teach you a powerful move in few seconds

IF: Okay

*Now in Houston*

IF: Okay! Time to...

*codec rings*

IF: What now?

Billy Mays: Billy Mays here...

IF: Shut up and leave me alone, call this guy instead...

*IF show Omar Minaya's phone number to Billy Mays*

Billy Mays: Okay, lol, now time to snort some crac- I mean...sell OXYCLEAN!!!

*Transmission ends*

IF: Now time to find that KKK bastard!

*Tracks down TSIP*

TSIP: Whatdoyawant?

IF: Time to kick your ass!

*fights*

IF: I'm winning!

TSIP: Hey look, it's Yao Ming!

IF: Really? Where?

*few minutes later*

TSIP: Lol, I'm winning!

IF: You're cheating!

TSIP: Time to finish you off...

Gfox: WTF? *knocks TSIP down*

IF: Kthanx

Gfox: Shouldn't you be in Hong Kong investigating voting drugs

TSIP: *Gets up and knock both IF and gfox along with some innocent bystanders backwards with a unexplained supernatural power*

*Book slips out of IF's jacket pocket*

Gfox: Wait a minute, why are you wearing a jacket in a 90 degrees weather?

IF: *Reads the book* Lol, I'll win!

*Stands in front of TSIP*

IF: Bet you twenty bucks that you can't block this!

TSIP: You're on!

IF: KA...ME...HA...ME...

TSIP: Lol wut?

IF:...HA! *fires a huge energy blast*

TSIP: Oh noes! *gets obliterated along with half of the entire neighborhood*

Gfox: MY CAR!

Some dude: MY HOUSE!

Biker dude: MY RIDE!

White trash: MY WIF- I mean...MY DOG!

IF: Whoops...

*back in Hong Kong*

*sometimes later*

Coop: I'm entering a gambling tournament

IF: I'm in for the lulz

Coop; *facepalms* Bloody tart!

*some times later*

Coop: I'm withdrawing from blackmail

IF: Pussy!

*even later before the last round*

Charger fan: I have golden gun lol!

IF: Holy ripoff! A scene from some movie I saw!

*pwn*

Charger fan: Curses, foiled again! I shall return!

IF: *facepalm*

*even later before the final round*

Charger fan: Again!

IF: *punts a durian*

Durian: *hits a truck, causing it to hit a Charger fan, killing him*

Charger fan: I'm dead *dies*

*later at the final round of a gambling tournament*

IF: *cheats* Lulz, I win!

*some days later*

Icean: I got banned so I want to terminate you lol!

IF: WTF? Android?

*pwn*

IF: I won but still...WTF?

*sometimes later lol*

IF: Time to...

*codec rings*

IF: What?

NG higher up: You're off the case, suspended!

*ends transmission*

IF: *turns emo*

Asshole: Lol, be an hero

IF: No, I'm all better now

*sometimes later*

Coop: Chris Beer is attacking NG!

NEVR: Oh noes!

IF: Let's raid his ass!

Karl Maka: Can I join? I have nothing to do since 2000

IF: Lol, okay

All four: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!!!

*attacks Chris Beer's hiding place with illegal weapons from previous raid*

Chris Beer: Oh noes! *escapes*

Coop: Bugger, he's getting away!

IF: Holy ripoff, a scene from a Jackie Chan movie!

*after performing series of dangerous stunts, IF caught Beer*

Chris Beer: Oh man...

*sometimes later*

Officer: We have to let him go, he has lawyer

IF, Coop, NEVR: WTF?!

*codec rings*

EagleRock: Good news! FFF is dead, but new threat arise...

IF: Wut?

EagleRock: Duck Division

*ominous music plays*

IF: Lol wut?

ER: They phished couple of idiots and hacked several more, not only that! Dry-Ice and MightyPotato are MIA!

IF: *imagines city being destroyed behind his back*

ER: Oh and btw, you're back in the case and now repromoted!

IF: YEAH!

ER: Coop? You're review modded!

Coop: Time to celebrate with cups of tea!

IF: What?

ER: Too bad!

*ends transmission*

IF: *bangs head on the wall*