As I was on my way to Las Vegas, some asswipe shows up with a knife in one hand and a wad of cash in another. I quickly recognized who it is, it's that dude possessed by a Charger fan's left arm, kinda like in MGS2 and 4.

"What now?" I said

"We're going to play a game!" he said

"Sounds kind of familiar"

"I have $5,000, players will place the money on their hands and stab the money with a knife, all the money on the knife goes to the player while the opponent takes turn on the remainder"

"Okay I sworn I have read about this somewhere..."

"The game ends when there's no more bills, player with the most wins, also the player who stabs himself will lose it all"

"Okay?"

"Are you going to take this challenge?"

"Whatever"

I decided to humor him, I could have sworn I have seen this somewhere, but where?

After making his movie by managing to have couple of 20s stuck on the knife, he takes them off and it was my turn. I carefully dug the knife into a large sum of cash on top of my hand and after stopping for a while, I slowly withdrew a knife and took out a quarter of entire sum.

"Lucky, but you will stab yourself, I can guarantee it!" he said

"Like how Jimmy Rollins guaranteed that the Phillies will win the World Series in five?" I said

After several turns, the cash eventually reduced to few bills and it's his turn. After several hesitations, he paused for a moment and took a deep breath.

"Give up?" I said

"Fuck no!"

"I'm in a huge lead, just quit and we'll leave with what we got, at least you still have some money with you"

"NO!"

Then he proceeds to turn his knife on me

"What are you doing?" I said

"I know a way to win, DIE!"

As he tries to stab me, I jumped thirty feet into the air and several feet backwards to dodge his assault.

"Now I get it!" I exclaimed

I know where he got it from, but because I do not have a ancient Egyptian artifact, I cannot mindcrush him so I did the next best thing...I kick the ever loving crap out of him. I charged toward him and kicked the knife out of his hand before pummeling him to the ground.

"I'll take what I have and you keep yours, it's a fair deal" I said

As I start walking walking away I remember something so to be safe I turn around and saw a knife levitating.

"Again?" I said

The Charger fan then used his supernatural powers to send a knife after me. After several minutes of dodging, I stood in front of him.

"That trick won't work like last time!" he said

I punched him in the face

"OW!"

Then angrily he tries to knife me again, but as usual it missed and nearly hits him instead. Seeing this, I ran dozens of meters away from him while he's calling me a "Coward!"

Then I stop and turn around, starts using similar power he's using at that time. Then while struggling to control the levitating knife, I kinda overexert it a bit and the knife blows up. A blade flew off and hits the Charger fan in the stomach. I came upon that insane asswipe, took his money while he's on the ground bleeding and said "You won't be needing this!"

Then I proceed to walk away...