Months after suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of some emo kid and his Mexican girlfriend, Facepalmer wanted nothing more than having a quiet time at lunch when something happened. While eating his Italian sausage, a wigger came and points his finger at his direction like an evil monkey. Figuring that he's probably pointing to someone else, he decides to ignore him. But then the wigger shouts, "Yo *Facepalmer's real name*, you pissed me off you fucking mofo, I bet I can kick yo ass ni-"

"Okay then, I'll fight you!" Facepalmer interrupts

"Meet me one hour after school, Imma busta cap in yo ass!" said the wigger

"One more thing, why the n-word? Someone will kick your ass for that and I'm not even black!"

"You're a playa hata!"

"What?"

"You hate me because I'm black!"

Everyone anime sweat-dropped...

Immediately after school, Facepalmer starts thinking up a strategy to beat up a stupid wigger in order to redeem himself once and for all when he bumped into someone. He looks up and to his surprise, it's Flozell Adams!

"Flozell Adams?"

"The one and only!"

"Can you help me? Please, please, please, please, please!"

"What for?"

"Some wigger challenged me to a fight and I-"

"Hold it! Do you said 'wigger'?"

"Yes"

"I'll help you kick this mofo's ass, but don't tell anyone that I'm involved in this"

"Deal!"

"Make sure you call your friends too, I'll need an alibi"

Then an hour later...

"Where's that cracka? Must have given up" said the wigger

Then Facepalmer shows up

"Who are you calling cracka?" he said

"You and I'm gonna fuck ya up!"

Then the wigger begins to charge at Facepalmer when Flozell Adams, the left-tackle of the Dallas Cowboys came and sticks his leg out, tripping the wigger in the process.

"OW! What the fuck just happened?"

Then every one of few of only Facepalmer's friends came along with Facepalmer himself came and surrounds the wigger, kicking the crap out of him.

"N-No fair..." said the wigger as he starts coughing blood

Facepalmer turns around and said "Thanks Flozell"

"Don't mention it" said Flozell Adams as he walks away

Then moments later the principal shows up

"What the hell's going on here?" he yells

"Oh crap, RUN!!!"

They all split up and ran for cover, but unfortunately some of Facepalmer's friends were caught. But despite the threats the principal gave them, they refused to tell him what really happened so Facepalmer is safe.

After returning home, Facepalmer stretch his arms and said "Man, what an epic day! I'll tell everyone on Newgrounds how cool I am, but they won't believe me if I told them about Flozell Adams and I made a promise not to tell so I'll just say it's a star from some high school"

Then he turns on the computer and logs into Newgrounds...

"Wait! I'll also tell them that I ditched the 1st period since cutting class is awesome and hardcore!"

Then he starts to type...

So last week, this white rap kid called ME out and wanted to fight me. So today, I planned a sneak attack. I knew he would be looking for me, so I ditched first period...