I remember that kid who blew up, what happened? I have been wondering for quite a while now, to make it worse I spotted Haggard few days ago, because the deadline have passed, you know what that means as well. That's right, Bahamut the asswipe send his men after me for doing my job which is friggin' stupid. Anyway, I went to the jungle to investigate since this is where I last seen this guy from days before. Moments later...

"FREEZE!"

I turned around and saw Haggard pointing a gun at me

"Drop the gun" I said

"No and what are you gonna do about it?" he said

Then suddenly a boomerang flew and knock his gun out of his hand before flying back to it's owner. It's that tourist I helped few days earlier!

"Crikey, what's going on mate?" he said

Then a figure appears in front of us.

"Wait a minute...I recognize that guy!" i said

'Who is he?" said Haggard

Then a tourists steps in and said "Don't worry mate, I'll oughta take him" before throwing his boomerang at him

But then the figure caught the boomerang and said "Nice toy, you can have it back" before throwing it back at the aussie

Then the boomerang dug into the tourist's chest and he said "Crik--" before the upper part of his body blows up.

We got out of the way in time.

"What the hell is that?" Haggard yelled

"That's Zolf Kimblee, the Crimson Alchemist!" I said

"Who?"

"That guy blows things up with his hands"

"Your kidding me right? How can..."

Then the ground was leveled and we were thrown several yards. After landing on a tree and fell off the branch into the greens, Haggard who also survived got up and said "How can anyone DO THAT?!"

"Ever heard of anime and manga series called 'Full Metal Alchemist'?" I said

"What?"

"Forget it, we have to be careful"

"Nonsense, I'll just...where's my gun?"

Then we remember how the gun was knocked out of his hand by a boomerang

"SHIT!"

But unfortunately, Kimblee heard that and said "So there you are"

"Dammit Haggard! Why did you have to yell that out for?" I said

"I was getting a bit worried, no fun if I kill you guys too quick" Kimblee laughs evilly

I reach into my jacket pocket (don't ask why I'm wearing a jacket in such a weather) hoping to find something that can help us, I found a hand grenade. I remember I didn't use that grenade back when I was trapped in Zombietown and it's my last one. Knowing I cannot use my super powers with Haggard watching, I came up with a plan.

"Haggard, listen I have a plan" I said

"What? It better be good, I'm already in deep shit because of you" said Haggard

After hiding for cover, we start discussing our plan to get out of this situation. Once the discussion have reach it's conclusion, Haggard then said "It better work, I haven't done cardio for years and I got man-boobs from all the crap i ate and drugs I took just to pass the time"

I pull out a pin and toss the hand grenade at the Crimson Alchemist, soon it lands right next to him.

"What the?"

Then there's a explosion...

"NOW!!!" I yelled

Then we proceed to run like hell

"FASTER, FASTER, FASTER!!!"

Soon we found our way out of the jungle

"FINALLY!!!"

After taking a breather, Haggard came and said "Thanks, but..."

"What?"

"I'm still gonna have to take you in"

"WHAT?!"

"Nothing personal, under order"

Then he takes out a taser

"Don't taze me bro!"

"That crap is getting old, just don't resist and I won't have to do this"

Quickly I kick the taser off his hand and proceed to flip him to the ground

"Sorry Hag, I'm not going to let you take me in"

"You bastard..."

"I know the rules, if I turn myself in, I'll get lesser charge than when someone turn me in"

"How did you know?"

"When I first sign in at 2002, I paid attention as well, even though I originally did so just to find Xito and beat him to a pulp"

"Didn't you slept through the introduction? I heard about that, there's no way you could've..."

"I did slept through most of it, not all of it"

Then I knock Haggard unconscious. Afterward I went back to the hotel which is almost empty due to having my stuff shipped back to my home in the U.S., I'm using the computer in this hotel room right now but soon I'll check out. Knowing they'll be expecting me to return via plane, I'm going to stow away in a ship to California, wish me luck!