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Flashback

Posted by Idiot-Finder - October 8th, 2009


Here's a recap of the events that have started in the late winter of 2008 to now:

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Idiot-Finder: I have a confession to make, I took VGH...

EGB: We know, thumb injury right? As long you didn't abuse it...

IF: Um...yeah

*moments later*

IF: I have evidence that lists all the users who took them, here's a photo of Canseco with Dream-of-Duke's college logo...

gfoxcook: Damn!

*moments later*

IF: I'll take this files to...

Someone: *knocks IF unconscious*

IF: That came out of nowhere *blacks out*

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IF: I know I screwed up but I'll get those reports back

The superior: *sarcastically* Sure

gfox: We'll all be waiting with baited breath to hear the results of your inquiries!

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IF: Hey Brian NcMamee, you told me you got a lead

Brian NcMamee: I did, all I know is that Roman Polanski have the information regarding the stolen files

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*In France*

IF: Now to find that troubled film maker...

9/11 truthers: Lets kick his ass *pointing at IF*

IF: WTF!

*pwn*

IF: Now that I kicked their asses, I'll...damn it! Where is Polanski?

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*moments later*

IF: Finally, now to find a way to break into Polanski's home...

*few minutes later*

IF: *breaks into Polanski's house* Now to find...*finds a note*

Polanski's been kidnapped!!!

Sincerely, Saddam Hussein's bastard son

IF: Damn it!

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IF: Polanski's been imprisoned at a gambling boat, because I don't have $500,000 required to get in, I'll have to find a reputated gambler to help me.

gfox: Alright, do the best you can

IF: Also my fantasy team just beat Chuckers and is now in the finals, probably won't win but I'll try to keep it close

gfox: You know you're paying for this call right?

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*meanwhile*

chr0me: I'm gay!

Everyone: No one cares!

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piglet: Now to troll NG...

IF: *knocks him down* Whoops, my bad

piglet: Wahhhhhhhh!!!

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*skips certain event that doesn't make any sense*

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*sometimes later*

IF: Now that I found where the God of Gamblers lives, I'll...

Bodyguard: *points gun at IF*

IF: *runs like hell*

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Coop: I'm a student of that dude

IF: All this time? Do you realize how much trouble I have went through to find that guy and you're telling me just now?

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*at the gambling boat*

Coop: Lol I'm pwning you on poker

Saddam's bastard son: WTF

*somewhere at the part of the ship*

IF: *brandishing a nunchuku made from plungers*

Henchmen: WTF

*pwn*

IF: Now that I pwned you, where's Polanski?

*back at the gambling room*

Coop: I win lol

Saddam's bastard son: *points gun at Coop* Die

IF: *throws ashtray to knock his gun off*

Saddam's bastard son: WTF

God of Gambler's bodyguard: I hijacked the ship!

Saddam's bastard son: Oh poopy, I'm screwed!

Polanski: I wanna go home...

IF: After you tell us about the stolen files and you can go, after all it's not like you're going to slip up by going to Switzerland where they finally catch you and ship you back to the U.S. right?

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*back to the U.S.*

IF: So Polanski said it's in San Jose...I'm sure he meant the one in the U.S., not the one where "The-Wonder" was murdered by thugs.

*moments later*

IF: WTF, the thug just killed a cop, he's not getting away with this

*jumps into a bus*

IF: Freeze!

Thug: Oh poopy *takes hostage*

IF: *shoots him*

Thug: OW!

Hostage: Oh poopy I got heart attack...

IF: CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!

Hostage: Too late *dies*

IF: Aw man...

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IF: Hey, a pineapple fished from under the sea

Livecorpse's ghost: Get down *knocks IF down as a bullet sails over his head*

IF: WTF

Livecorpse's ghost: kbye *disappears*

IF: WTF

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IF: *picks up a receipt* Super HGH and meth were sold to some guy by the name of David Arias? Who is he?

Steroid dealers: Oh noes! Raid!

IF: I reported those drug dealers, now off to find voting drugs...

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IF: *beating up Bud Selig* English motherfucker! English!

Bud Selig: No, no more please stop...

IF: *continues to kick the crap out of Bud Selig for being responsible for Wang's injury*

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IF: *reads a note* Meet at 5? Could it be a trap? I'll go and check it out...

*at the park*

Thugs: *grabs IF by arm*

IF: WTF

Thugs: Were here to kick your ass!

*pwn*

IF: As you were saying? So where's the voting drugs?

Thugs: It's not here, we moved them to Hong Kong...

*later that night*

Jean Muggli: You're better than my ex-husband, I'll go out with you as I'm not after your money despite my reputation as a golddigger who swindles people for the lulz and plants false accusations on people

Alex Jones: You're my kind of girl

IF: *watching them* I won't warn him, that's for help spreading that conspiracy crap around, people are gullible idiots these days!

*even later*

Chupacabra: lol Imma suck yer goat

IF: *in the car* No way *runs that monster over*

*drove through a shanty town*

Police: Freeze!

IF: Oh poopy

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*breaks out and takes hostage*

IF: Drive me to San Diego *pointing a gun at the guard*

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*in San Diego*

Charger fan: *screaming at his girlfriend regarding her brother serving in war in Iraq* "YOUR BROTHER IS A BLOOD-THIRSTY MUR..."

Girlfriend: *smacks him in the face* I'm outta here *leaves the internet cafe*

Charger fan: *tries to follow her but a door swung and hits him in the face*

Everyone: LOL

Charger fan: I'll kill you one day!

*about few hours later*

Charger fans: *burning effigies of people including Bush* Burn!

IF: WTF, I'm calling FBI

Malachy: *arrives on a bus* Here's a plane ticket

IF: Kthanx

*much later*

Stupid kid: Weeee, I'll go hide in casket

IF: WTF, I'll go and warn him

Men from the crematorium: *came in and picks up the casket*

IF: WAIT!

Men from the crematorium: *takes out a taser* Bug off!

*stuns*

IF: WTF *recovers and chase*

Charger fans: *blocks IF's path*

IF: WTHM

Charger fans: YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY? YOU CALLED FBI ON US FOR BURNING EFFIGIES!!!

IF: Well you shouldn't done this in the first place considering the fact that any threat can get you into trouble

FBI: *fires tear gas*

IF: *escapes* Now to rescue that kid

Men from the crematorium: WTF you again?

*pwn*

IF: Now to...

Stupid kid: *burning*

IF: &^&^%$%^&&**(((*(*&^&^%%%#@$^&*^%$$^&&
%##%&%^&*&%&(((&^%$$##@#@#$$%@!@#$%#@@
$^^&^&%$##@#@%&**(&^%$$#%^^&^&%$$$%%^%
^&^%$%$^&^&^&*...

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*in a plane*

IF: *sleeping*

*hijack happens*

IF: *wakes up* WTF

*pwn*

Hijackers: Ow...

Passengers: Lol we won

Freed pilots that weren't injured: Were in Somalia

Passengers: Oh poopy

*lands in the section where the Red Cross is at*

Passengers: Were safe!

IF: *gives a refugee kid Jolly Rancher*

*warlord comes*

Warlord: *sees a kid holding a western product and shoots him*

IF: *upset as he's partly responsible for what happened to the kid*

BigBadRon: You're banned! *holds up a banning paper*

Warlord: *shoots BBR in the face*

Everyone: ...

Warlord and his group: *leaves*

*the next day*

IF: *steals a vehicle to find the warlord to avenge the kid*

*encounters a villain*

IF: WTF

Villain: *knocks IF out*

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*at the hospital after being moved to South Africa by the Red Cross*

IF: *escapes* On to Hong Kong

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End of the first recap...


Comments

/nostalgia

i don't get it... :(

lolwut? Could you be more vague? I mean, I found some humor in that, but I really have no clue wtf just happened.

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Bad. Ass.