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Intermission #8: Redrum

Posted by Idiot-Finder - October 6th, 2009


Alone in his dark cell, mightypotato was wondering what just happened. Few days earlier at his home watching the Food Channel, a doorbell rang. Wondering who could it be at this time as he was ready to go to bed, he got up and open the door. To his surprise it's a traveling salesman, not knowing how this could happen since this practice is now long out of date. The salesman reach into his pocket to take out an orb and said "I'm here to sell you this crystal ball, it can predict the future!"

With a blank look on his face, tater said "Does this thing predict that I'm going to slam the door in your face?"

"Um..."

Tater rudely slams the door on the salesman's face, breaking his nose in the process. After the salesman got up, he cursed loudly at mightypotato's house before leaving. About an hour later while brushing his teeth, doorbell rings. Annoyed, he quickly rinsed and ran downstairs to see who can it be at this time. As he opens the door expecting it to be that salesman, this time no one's here...

Stunned, he close the door and turns around where to his horror...there's a teenager pointing a dagger to his forehead. Tater saw his face and recognize who it is...

"Zacied?" he said

"That's right, ever since you have banned me for violating rights to post gay porn on Newgrounds, I went to join the Duck Division so I can exact my revenge!" said Zacied before breaking into his maniacal laughter

"No matter what you will do, I won't tell you anything about NG you bastard!"

"I knew that, I'm here to make you suffer eternal pain!"

Then mightypotato blacks out after getting hit from behind by one of Zacied's associates who also entered through the backdoor.

Now the ex-mod of Newgrounds found himself in a dark cell wondering where he is and will someone come to his rescue. The cell opens, Tater got up but he saw Zacied and Yenig grinning evilly at him.

"What do you want from me?" Tater said

"Did you forget? I want you to suffer!" said Zacied

"Yeah, suffer!" said Yenig

Soon they came up to him and beats him to a pulp. Afterward they proceed to drag him into the torture chamber where they hook him up with an electrical device.

"What are you doing" Tater groans

Zacied turns on the device and electrocutes Tater

"AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"You like that? You like that bitch?" Zacied laughs

"Okay we should stop for now or we'll kill him" said Yenig

"Good point, that'll be too easy"

Then they unhook Tater and drags him back to his cell until the next morning...

Tater wakes up and saw Zacied's butt stretched in a way deemed impossible

"Feel the wrath of my goatse bitch!" said Zacied

Soon he takes a catatonic mightypotato to his office and rapes him. Once it's over he'll dunk his head into a tub of dirty water before breaking his arm.

"That's for banning me"

That night Tater sits in his cell with tears streaming down wondering if he'll ever going to be rescued as he have now been rendered a male version of broken bird. The next day Yenig went out for a vacation, leaving Zacied in control. There Zacied forced Tater to eat his feces and his own vomit at gunpoint before drugging him so he can rape him again. Soon Zacied takes out a taser and said "Want a shock of your life?"

The former mod couldn't answer as he froze in fear know what a former member of the Faggot-Federation's going to do to him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!" Tater screams

"Shock yer balls, shock yer balls, shock yer balls..." Zacied sings

"N-no...no more...kill...me..." Tater begs as he starts coughing out blood

"You wish" said Zacied as he kicks him in the stomach

It gets worse the next day...

Tater was hung upside down with scorpions crawling all over his body for an hour. Zacied have an antidote to assure that he won't die just so he can make him suffer even more. Then next he tied Tater to a chair with his eyes forced open so he won't be able to close them in front of a television airing an Uwe Boll movie. Afterwards Zacied went on to taze mightypotato's nipples until they explodes, bits of blood splashed on his shirt.

"EWWWWWWWW!!!" said Zacied

It won't be until few weeks later that mightypotato was finally freed...only after enduring few weeks of brutal torment...


Comments

It's horrible what those guys do to their prisoners, isn't it? I mean, Uwe Boll?! That's got to be a violation of at least three international treaties right there. Zacied is one sick fuck.

holy shit, i didn't know a human could take so much.

WTF is Uwe Boll?

Also, I admittedly lol'd at the part where tater got goatse'd. Also, why didn't tater just kick Zacied in the nuts before he got whacked?

It's a sneak attack, also he didn't think Zacied would bring his friends along when they broke into his house.

Makes me wonder what feces taste like.