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To Know Your Enemy

Posted by Idiot-Finder - October 2nd, 2009


To beat an enemy, you'll have to know your enemy. To know your enemy...you'll have to be your enemy, that's the lesson of war. Having no idea when those Charger fans will strike, I sat on the floor in my second hotel room (I got charged for an extra room thanks to those bastards!) and concentrate. I start concentrating my energy on my eyes and then I start having vision where I'm looking from a view of a Charger fan. He's riding a motorcycle with another package and it has another ticking sound just like before, he's heading to the hotel again.

Quickly I got out and stood outside where he would then pass by so he won't be able to pull that same trick again, because he know I'm here. Sometimes later I head to his direction and came upon an abandoned warehouse. In the warehouse there are people talking amongst themselves, kinda like those people in that racist website, KKK gathering anyone? I know Dr. King isn't a saint but compare to those people, he is and will be a better person than they are. Now I'm drifting off topic and I'm not even black, just a old habit of mine.

"So he was standing outside, just wait until dusk then" one said

"Where you guys going?"

"To the restaurant, you stay"

After two of them left, the remaining Charger fan starts to mumble to himself.

"They always treat me like this, I can do it myself...I'll show them"

As he got on a motorcycle, I pick up a metal rod from a stack near the warehouse. As he starts to drive, I threw the rod and it jammed the wheel, causing it to flip which threw the rider off. Soon he lands right in front of a vehicle and the motorcycle them slid towards him until it pins him. Soon his helmet falls off and I recognize who it was...it's that same guy I fought several times including that card game tournament where I beat him. The fuel begins to leak and the flames appears from the sparks due to the motorcycle scraping on the street before it pins him.

"HELP!!!" he screams

Tears starts streaming down on his face. Feeling bad I got up to help him but then the ensuing explosion knocked me several feet back, that's when I realized it...he's gone.

"Oh crap" I said knowing the trouble I'm in

His cohorts arrives at the scene shortly after and saw the carnage.

"What the FUCK JUST HAPPENED?"

"I know, it's that Giants fan, he found our secret hideout"

"Should I call for reinforcements?"

"Not yet, that's what he'll expect us to do"

"Why are we doing this? We have nothing to do with this, it happened all because our leader's brother was killed by him with a fucking fruit!"

"I know, but some people back home now feared him, they even thinks he has a ability to destroy people with his mind"

"That's scary, I know I should've taken that job at McDonald's"

I was ready to sneak away when I stepped on a branch.

"What is that sound?"

"Wait! IT'S HIM! GET HIM!!!"

Quickly I ran like hell into the harbor where I hid in one of the docked ships that was abandoned for some reason. I climbed up the ladders to hide in the upper deck for a moment at those two Charger fans enters. Eventually they split and enters the room where I'm hiding at that point, a rat scampers across the room and he turns around to fire a shot. I got it, pressure is on him as he's way too alert so I threw a people and then he turns at where I threw it before opening fire twice. Then I sneezed but fortunately he turned to the wrong direction and fired three shots, depleting his ammo.

As he was reloading, I came up from behind and attacked him. Soon after wrestling him to the ground, I proceed to beat him to death. Now that's two down and one to go...

I got out of the ship and tries to start the motorcycle but had some trouble with the engine. The remaining Charger fan saw this and starts to get off the ship. Eventually I was able to start the damn thing and begins to drive away. I noticed the remaining enemy is pursuing me so I drove to the unfinished bridge in full speed where then I flew to the other side before falling off. The Charger fan made it as well but unfortunately for him...he overshot it and crash into a tree.

Copying Clint Eastwood's line from "Magnum Force", I said "A man's got to know his limitations."


Comments

what exactly is this? it's kinda of interesting I guess.

seems rushed, and there are alot of words missing some letters to them.

So, is the last of the SDC Fans we'll see or will there be others? Also, LEARN TO SPELL!!!

Point out the mis-spelled words then.

LOL, awesome