Shortly after what happened yesterday, I went out again to look at the harbor. You know no matter how hard you'll try, your eyes will always follow a wave, I tried it myself and almost hurt my eyes. I went back to the hotel to call it a day, though not before checking the room to make sure it's safe ever since the incident with the Charger fans. Next morning I went to find the location to Chris Beer's whereabouts when I notice a steam coming from a nearby neighborhood. I went to take a look and saw that it's coming from someone's house.

I went for a closer look but then as I look into the window, a blast of smoke burst into my face and I breathed some of it in. I caught a glimpse of what was inside and saw group of hippies with one familiar face together smoking marijuana...come to think of it...it's a jungle in there. I got out of the way in time but unfortunately it's too late, soon I started to feel funny. I start having bit of a dizzy spell and took a rest on a bench staring at pigeons...no idea how long have I been doing this but sometimes later I grew hungry so I went to a local fast-food restaurant.

An hour later I went to check that house again but this time...no one here. They must have left to get something but the marijuana's gone too so I can't phone the police. Come to think of it, is marijuana legal in New Zealand?

Anyway, as I begin to make my way back to the hotel, I heard someone walking behind me. So I turn around and saw four people, I recognized them.

"Long time no see" cracked Zacied

"You will pay for what you did to Beaky" said dizmiz

"You may have beaten me twice, but this time revenge will be mine!" snarled DrForeman

"Dick neck?" I said

"Stop calling me dick neck!"

Then the most surprising of all...

"Jakka, dakka, dakka" said Xito

"Xito? But he's dead!" I said

"Actually we brought him back with dragon balls" said Zacied

"But he's been dead for over a year"

"No, when we rebuild him as a cyborg it counts as being alive"

"Then that means you found a way to get around it..."

"Bingo!"

Then Xito shouts "Allah ackbar!" and starts charging at me

Quickly, I took off a cellophane Yankee logo from a shirt I'm wearing and toss it at Xito. The anti-American review troll then got tangled up until the cellophane logo disappears. Stunned Zacied stood there in silence.

"What the fuck was that?" dick neck shouts

"That's the point you jerk" I said

Angrily dickneck stretch his head toward me but I kicked it back at him.

"Take that giraffe boy!"

Then dick neck got up and said "It's a lie, my dad is not a giraffe"

"What?"

"Truth is, back in college when I was sucking Lord Turnip's dick and there's a explosion..." he growled

Then he continued, "Turnip's dick came off and merged with my neck..."

I start busting out laughing

"YOU ARE DICK NECK!!!" I laughed

"Stop laughing at ME!!!" dick neck screams as he tries to attack me

But then I fired my ki blast to launch dick neck into the sky where he screams "Looks like the beast is blasting off again..." then the sky twinkles

Soon Zacied, dizmiz and Xito came together in which dizmiz said "We must combine our strength!"

They all levitated up into the air and were preparing to fire their beams at me. I dropped back like a quarterback and cupped my hands together on my right side to prepare my kamehameha. I fired that blast as soon as they fired theirs. Despite their combined power, I was able to overtake them fairly easily. Two got out of the way in time but Xito didn't and was obliterated in the blast.

"XITO, NO!!!" Zacied screams

After what was left of Xito rained down, Zacied points to me and screams "YOU BASTARD! BECAUSE OF YOU I COULDN'T DO GOATSE ANYMORE SINCE THAT DEBRIS FELL ON MY ASS!"

"That bad?" I said

"I HAVE BEEN SHITTING PANCAKES SINCE THEN AND IT HURTS WHEN I DID SO!!!" he screams as he picks up a bunch of sea stars the vendor's been selling at the harbor and threw them at me like shurikens.

I dodge them all like that scene from Spiderman, but like that scene one of the star fish managed to cut my right forearm.

"OW!"

Then Zacied took out a sword and starts to attack me in close combat. I used my supernatural power to slow down my perception of time, thus enabling me to dodge his swings more easily. Then I kicked him so hard that he flew through the entrance of a local restaurant where he later comes out with blood leaking out of his mouth. Seeing this, dizmiz starts reading my power level with his scouter.

Once the number stops, dizmiz became horrified.

"Hey Donovan, what did you scouter say about his power level?" said Zacied

Dizmiz takes off his scouter and breaks it yelling "IT'S ALMOST 2,000!!!"

"WHAT?! 2,000! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!"

Zacied tries to attack me again

"ZACIED WAIT!!!" dizmiz screams

It's too late, I kicked the sword out of exhausted Zacied's hand and knocked him down. Afterwards I concentrate my powers on Zacied by focusing my palms at him and picks him up into the air with my mind. Soon I drop his body into one of the ship's smoke stacks as it begins to sail.

"It's on" I said to dizmiz

Then a song from a nearby stereo starts to play...

I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggled to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feels so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back

"This is for Beaky" he said

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

"Listen that's was an accident! I was aiming that CD at you in self-defense!"

"That's no reason to broke into my home you bastard!"

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
(Yeah)
So this is goodbye

"For the last time, your game suck!"

"It doesn't mean everyone else would hate it!"

God damn my spinning head
Decisions that made my bed
Now I must lay in it
And deal with things I left unsaid
I want to dive into you
Forget what you're going through
I get behind, make your move
Forget about the truth

"Yes they will, didn't you read the labels on the drugs you used? It enhances the difficulty level but also decreases the quality and the playability!"

"YOU'RE WRONG!!!"

He threw a punch but I blocked it

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

Soon I head-butted him, stumbling backwards he recovered and fired a palm blast at me but I deflected it right at the street lamp.

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try
And you told me how you're feeling
But I don't believe it's true anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
(Oh no)
So this is goodbye

"I'll just slap the sense into you" I said as I proceed to bitch-slap him

Then I punch him in the gut, knocking him down.

I've been here before
One day I'll wake up
And it won't hurt anymore
You caught me in a lie
I have no alibi
The words you say don't have a meaning
Cause

"I-I'm sorry Beaky...I c-couldn't av..." as he lose consciousness

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
And I...and so this is goodbye

"What happened? You're one of the great flash artists but you have stooped low to join those lowlives..."

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try
And you told me how you're feeling
But I don't believe it's true anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
(Oh no)
So this is goodbye
So this is goodbye, yeah
(Oh no)

I called the ambulance and they picked him up just like that, hopefully he'll recover. Then as I made my way back to the hotel, I saw a cactus plant getting torched. I ran over to the hotel manager and ask him what was going on.

"I know you, that plant was mailed to your room but our men inspected it and there's something funny"

"I don't remember ordering that plant, what happened?"

"I called the local botanist and they send those agents to burn it, no idea why"

As the flame dies down, I came for a closer look and to my horror, inside the cactus are the charred remains of the spider known as the "Big T", I frozed.

Then I said "Who send it?"

"We have no idea, there's no return address on the package"

Then I heard a familiar tune nearby...

Soon the thugs on motorcycles drove away...