One night while spamming the Yankees message board with nonsense, the same thing as usual, he was browsing Sports By Brooks in hope that he'll pick them up one day by stalking. After finally running out of ideas of what crap he should post, the typical Red Sox fan decide to call it a night. The next morning while busy enjoying his day off from class, tired of wasting all those time trolling the Yankees message board, an idea came up. Hoping that the people at newgrounds including his then fellow EGB members are gullible, he went to create another NG account.

"Teeheehee" he laughed

Sometimes later on newgrounds, a user known as hot-and-charming appears on a message board. On a thread asking the users about their favorite mods, hot-and-charming came up and said "Oh, they're just too directive for me to be the best, I prefer to sleep with the ones that are supportive, I hard Maus is soft and nice so I'll go with her"

Maus came and read the post

"Sweet!" she said

Several months of tricking the NG community (I wasn't paying attention), Duke decides to push it further.

"That'll teach them for dissing my poor Red Sox, they paid their players in peanuts while the Yankees made them millioniares, I hate them!" he said as he made his way into the Major League Thread in which "league" is spelled "leauge" due to a stupid typo.

"Why Estabum Loaiza?" the alt. squealed sadly

Crashman notice and said "You're a A's fan?"

"Yes" said hot-and-charming

"Sweet, hi I'm gullible-idiot-in-training" said Crashman

"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend

"Damn it!"

Few minutes later, Duke switch back to his main account screaming "DAMMIT!!! I HATE YOU WELLS!!! TRADE DAVID FATTT WELLS!!!" before proceeding to drop his cluster-f-bombs

"Can you please shut the fuck up?" said Coop83

"NO!"

Everyone sighs due to having to put up with Duke's idiocy. Then few weeks later...

After being found out, hot-and-charming tries to hold off but EagleRock then confront her with the information from the site of that supposed model.

"Well...Eagle, you really should not fully trust what the internet said, especially since the website was 4 years' old already. I used to consider USC as an option, but hey, I know where I am. Actually, I am quite irrated for that webiste to provide invalid information. I guess that we have had enough about this topic. Please let get over with the issue, thanks" he/she typed, apparent that Duke didn't do his math

Then EagleRock counters "By your logic, I should trust you, since your words are coming through on the Internet. However, www.dianakauffman.com is not 4 years old. In the portfolio, the top right picture shows a magazine article which talks about Diana Kauffman being the "Coors Queen of Halloween" in 2004. Disputing that picture is not easy to do, as it is right there, clear as day"

Then he proceeds to present more evidence against " her"

After series of debates in which EagleRock clearly has the upper-hand, Duke switch back to his main account to defend his "girlfriend". But then EagleRock slaughters him mercilessly as Duke's idiocy fails to hold him off.

"Those evidence are clear, it's your alt." he said

Then Duke said "You're just jealous, we Duke University students are studs, that's why our lacrosse team raped that hooker" Duke said

"What the fuck does this have to do with anything?"

"Ummm...okay maybe she's not my girlfriend and I faked the whole thing...but still I rubbed my penis on a picture of her so it counts"

"No it doesn't, you're doing it on a picture, not an actual person"

"But..."

"No, you know what?"

"..."

"YOU FAIL!!!"

Sometimes after this incident, Dream-of-Duke was kicked out of the EGB. Few years later he disappeared and was never seen again. Some believed that his disappearance may have been linked to Idiot-Finder's investigation regarding the voting drugs, but no one will ever know for certain...