Earlier this morning I was delivered a package. I was wondering what could it be since I haven't been ordering anything for a while. Then I notice something's strange about the package, there's no label on who is it from, to make it worse...there's a ticking sound. I used my supernatural powers to tap into my x-ray vision to see what's inside, I found out it's a bomb. With clock ticking down at twelve seconds, I ran across the room to open the window and toss the package with every ounce of strength I have.

Soon I quickly duck for cover despite being in a room several stories high and there's a loud explosion heard. I got up as the smoke clears, I look down and saw several people on motorcycles driving away, those fans of the team from San Diego with a bolt logo really are serious. I still couldn't believe that over a year ago, the whole thing started because I laughed at that idiot back in San Diego and the fact that I called F.B.I. on those who went and burn effigies in the park. Those people have taken it to a whole another level personally.

"I'll get them one day" I said to myself

Later that afternoon a discussion with F.B.I. agents that potential murderer Chris Beer may be on the run which could explain why we couldn't find him, I went to walk around for a while to think about returning home. When it happens, I notice someone's walking behind me so I stopped for a moment to see who it is. Then that person threw a pipe at me and I was able to dodge it the same way Bush did in Iraq when some dude came up and threw a shoe at him (became huge news, even regrettably overshadowing the incident involving the governor of Illinois).

"Who are hell are you?" I said

"Yenig, I was sent by Beer to kill you" he said

"Why would an alcoholic beverage sent someone to kill someone, fridge logic much?"

"Chris Beer you fucking idiot!"

"Hey, no need to be nasty about it"

"Shut up, all you need to know is that I'm evil and I will take you down!"

Then he claps and place his hands on the ground, soon there's a flash of light and a sword appears. I was stunned, he crossed the gate...

"You opened the gate didn't you?" I said

"So you know about alchemy then?" he said

"What did you give up to do that?"

"None of your business!" he screamed

Then he charge right at me, but I jumped over him like Michael Jordan when he was in his prime. Soon I ran toward him and kick the sword out of his hand, soon I kicked him in the crouch but he didn't react. Then I kicked him in the torso to knock him back by several yards before backing off myself to be safe.

"So that's what you gave up" I said

"Shut up!" he yelled

"Maybe if you hadn't open the gate, you'd still have your manhood intact"

"I said shut up!"

Then I came right at him and knocked him to the ground.

"Give up?" I said

"Yes, please..."

I was going to walk away when Yenig went Flozell Adams on me by sticking his leg out to trip me over. Once I fell to the ground, that bastard went on to kick me in the knee...

"Son of a bitch, that's a cheap shot!"

Then that DD troll proceeds to kick me in the stomach. I have to roll away to avoid being stomped several times before finally reaching the sword I kicked from him. I slowly got up despite the pain on my right knee as I point the sword at his direction. The troll then shrugged and claps his hands together before placing them to the ground to transmute another sword. I blocked his swing and then I was able to fend him off for few minutes before holding down his blade. There I clocked him in the face with my left fist.

As he stumbles backwards, I dug the sword to the ground and held on to the handle while leaping to the side and kick him like that stickman from Xiao Xiao 3. Once it's over, Yenig got up and runs off like a coward. Another battle won but this time with a huge cost, due to that cheap shot me made I could barely stand straight due to the pain in my right knee, I hope it's not serious. Lesson to be learn, late hits are one thing since you cannot control yourself in split second while in full speed after the quarterback has thrown the ball, but stick your leg out to trip someone after you got beat...as the caretaker would said "It's un-American".

I hope Flozell gets fined and suspended for that and the Cowboys fans who defends Flozell Adams can go and fuck themselves!