I went to see what was causing the rumbling noise when I recognized that mysterious figure, it was the villian form a recent D.C. comic series of Green Lantern, Black Hand. He was using that evil ring to summon all those zombies. Seeing this, I fire my kamehameha at him but he jump out of the way although the shockwave from the blast knocked him across the trees. I was ready to finish him off when he begins to fade away yelling "I will return to your world in a year" he yells

I was disappointed because that's the same bastard who used Batman's skull as a stressball, I wanted to kill him!

Then I received a phone call, it's from Poozy.

"Come quick, some comic book villians have sneaked into our world and we caught one of them, he works for some dude called Black Hand" he said

I came to the location where the FBI were stationed and enter the interrogation room.

The captive said "I won't say anything but this, all hail Black Hand"

I was ready to assault him when Coop83 came in and restrained me saying "Don't, he won't talk if you do this, let us handle this"

Then the captive said "You know the syringe attack in China?"

We stopped and listen...

"Black Hand's involved in this too" he chuckled

Then Poozy left the room saying "You guys do what you have to do, I'm not going to watch this"

"Coop, I thought you're in Britain, what are you doing here?" I said

"I heard you went to New Zealand to find Beer, no way I'm going to let you take him on alone"

After discussing methods we should use to torture that monster we caught, I have an idea. Coop disagreed with the method but it's the only way. I took out a Rick James tape and put it in a radio, playing Give It to Me Baby. Then I took out a screwdriver from a toolbox I requested and heat up the point with my lighter. The captive then start looking at me in surprise saying "What are you going to do?"

"Rick James special" I said

Then I start buring him and that nut start screaming, still he refused to talk. Then afterwards Coop start beating him to a pulp. Well, in the end he finally cracked and told us that the Black Hand's planning to return within a year to take over our world once he's finished with the alternate world.

Then I told him it's not going to happen.

"Why?" he said

"That comic story arc will end by then" I said

Then he screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

After it was over, I though about going to China to find that needle maniac but Coop83 talked me out of it. He said that we need to find Chris Beer and stop him before he unleash something more evil than anyone could've imagined, also because I'm also part of the certain chinese people the syringe maniac have been targeting, it would be bad for the mission if I got hit and came back with certain diseases that could be injected.

Anyway I hope they find that fucktard and shoot him, seriously!