After leaving the hotel room to find the portal spammer, I received a phone call from NEVR. He said that he knew someone who once worked for Chris Beer but left for better life as a deep sea diver, he told me where that person might be. Then I head to the harbor where the submarine is at and I was able to sneak past the security to find that diver who may help me find Chris Beer. From NEVR's description, the diver is a woman with red hair, the only female diver in the sub, simple enough.

But while in the lower deck, I heard a scream...

"HELP! HELP!"

I ran to that direction where I heard the voice was coming from and then I head a loud pop. Upon arriving, I realized I was too late, the window on the decompression chamber's covered with blood. I turn and saw someone running away, I gave chase. The murderer then knock the security guard on his way out and in the end I lost him among the crowds. I went and told the security about what happened, but I also have to explain why I snuck into the sub in the first place. After telling them my name, I found out the murdered diver was going to call me once she recovers in the decompression chamber in NEVR's request.

After being released from custody with a clear up from Phantom (replacing Slash who is currently in a Pokemon journey) just this morning, I took a walk to the beach wondering if I'll ever be able to find the monster who killed my only lead when I saw a mallard duck walking by. A duck is an omen a DD member is nearby, I looked around and saw a gunman pointing a gun at me. In split second I jumped out of the way, the coward ran. I recognize that guy, it was that murderer at the sub from the day before, this time I will get him. There I gave chase and was able to keep pursuit until we ended up at the harbor.

I took out my gun and said "You're cornered, just tell me where your boss lives and I'll turn you in"

"I won't, Duck Division forever!" he said before raising his arm in salute

Then he took out a capsule and threw it into the sea, a submarine emerge and he then threw a smoke bomb to the ground. After moving out of the way to get some fresh air, the smoke clears and he disappeared. It looked as if he's going to get away for real this time when I remember the capsule I ordered. I searched in my pocket and found a capsule, soon I threw it on a dock...poof. Once the smoke clears, a Lotus Esprit car Roger Moore used to drive appears.

As I was ready to drive, I turn and saw a kid shocked by what he just saw and dropped his ice cream. I shrugged and proceed to start the car, roll up the windows, locked the doors, and drove into the sea. After the car transforms into a submarine, I start looking for the scum but at that point there's nothing on the radar. After several minutes for searching, I saw something moved and fired a torpedo...turns out it's a giant squid. Soon after moving past the meat chunks, I saw several blips on the radar, they're right behind me.

Knowing this, I pressed on of the buttons to drop a underwater mine and activate it, destroying couple of enemy vessels in the process. Soon afterwards I steer around to take the remaining vessels head on, I fired torpedoes and took out two more, leaving one more. I tried to fire another torpedo but turns out I'm out of ammo. With that I decide to fire a laser, although I'll risk draining power from the car in the process but I have no time. I fire the laser beam and the vessel was sliced into two.

As I continue my pursuit of the murderer, I came upon a small private island. After shoring up I got out of the car and hid behind the bushes because there were several guards in the island. After quietly taking out most of the guards, I made my way into the house and found the murderer playing a simulation of the Uyghur terrorist group attacking a village in Guangdong.

"You know that's not going to happen" I said

"I can still dream, my people can dream" he said

"Your people? Many have terrible reputation in China because of scums like you, also to make it worse you killed that woman yesterday, do you think you can get away with that?"

"I can try..." then he took out a gun and I jump out of the way

After hiding behind a wall, I took out a gun and start firing away, but the bullets have been deflected by a shield attached to his machine gun.

"You know I was going to save this weapon until it gets to Xinjiang, but you just have to poke your nose into our business didn't you?" he yelled as he fires at me wildly but I got out of the way just in time

"Is this what it's all about? DD hired you to kill that woman so she won't talk, then in return they'll find your terrorist group to attack the Han chinese? I won't let that happen!"

I then ran right behind a bust of Sun Yet-Sen

"You Han infidel! Do you know your so-called father of the country is a pathetic leader? Same with your people but I'll enjoy killing you first"

Hearing this I was ready to jump out of the safe zone but thought better of it and place a device on the bust. After quietly stepping away while he wasn't looking, I made a wolf whistle to activate the device.

"What the..."

Then the device blows up and the bust of Sun Yet-Sen falls on the terrorist, crushing him to death.

"Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker"

Then suddenly one of the remaining guards burst in and was about to shoot me when gunshots were heard, the guard keels over on a pool of blood. The F.B.I. agents then burst in to raid the house but then they stopped to see the carnage.

One of them said "What the hell just happened?"

Another one of them recognized me and said "What the hell are you doing here? I told you stay out of this!"

"Hey, Poozy"

Well, were still far from making progress since the only other lead aside from that diver is also gone as well...

"First you broke into dizmiz's home, wreck a motel room, and now this! This is why I told you to stay out of this, especially since your failed investigation regarding voting enhancing drugs in Hong Kong!"

"Wait a minute, the reason why I broke into dizmiz's house is because he's going to unleash something evil into the portal, have you played FUI3? It's impossible, it takes you several hours to kill a fed while in steroid mode"

"Then explain the incident after that"

"Lamp monster, it tried to kill me and I have to destroy that thing"

"You need to stop watching Family Guy"

"You should have been there, it actually happened!"

After it was over, I went back to my car and drove into the sea on my way back to Auckland. But then I encounter something surprising...pirates!

For whatever reason they have, the pirates starts firing at me and so I push the button to activate the floatation device. Once it's done the car/sub became a boat, then I activate the solar panel to absorb some energy in order to make up the one I'll be using to fight the pirates. I then fire the laser at their ship and it was sliced into four quarters. Some time later I made my way to the beach where I drove up from the sea onto the beach in front of many people after turning it back into a car, must have freaked out a lot of people.

After driving past the stunned onlookers, I drove to the store to buy some things since I can't live off room service as they cost more money than anything else. An hour afterwards, as I start heading to my car while holding bags of groceries, there were punks trying to break in. I tried to stop them but it was too late, one of them swung an axe at the car and it blew up...

I took out my car keys and threw them away before proceeding to walk my way back to the hotel. The punks had it coming though...