Recently I have this strange dream where I was strolling near the coast when suddenly everything darkened. There I heard a strange voice...

"Finally after over 50 years, the world is mine for the taking"

I turned and to my surprise, it's Tojo the war criminal (The japanese imperial army are one of the biggest disgraces of mankinf if not all time)

Not knowing what happened, I knew I have to stop this monster so I immediately jump into action to stop this madness.

"Tojo, you reign of terror is over, I will stop you no matter what it takes!" I yelled

"Very well then, if you beat me in a children's card game that is"

Then I remembered because he's japanese, he can play card games well...also I didn't have my deck

"You don't have a deck, it's over!" he said

Then a pigeon flew by and dropped a stack of cards in front of me

"Okay, this is getting ridiculous, gotta be a dream" I said

Then the duel disk appear on my arm

"I really need to stop watching 'Scrubs'"

Then the duel starts

Tojo's LP: 8,000

Mine: 8,000

Tojo starts by placing a card face down with "Louise" up on attack mode. I responded by playing "Beaver Warrior" and was about to equip it with "Horn of the Unicorn". But then that bastard activates a trap card, "Hunting Horn of Death". He sacrifices "Louise" and nuke the beaver.

"Baka, never attack me without planning!" he laughed

Then he plays a magic card "Kamikaze Pilot" and attacked my life points directly

LP: 6,000

"Fuck!" I yelled

Then he summons "Illusionist No Face" and attacked directly

LP: 4,800

I drew a trap card "Holy Barrier-Mirror Force"(Yes my deck have some japanese cards as well, thank certain sites for the translation), knowing it may turn this duel around I place it face down and place "Baby Dragon" in defensive position.

"Let me guess, a trap card?" he sneered

"What about it?" I yelled

He show me his "Android Psychoshocker"

To my horror, I know that my trap card will be useless since this card prevents the player from activating it. He would eventually sacrifice his faceless monster card and summon the original version of "Jinzo". Soon that android obliterated the dragon with his red lazor...

"Your move" he said after placing a card face down

I drew a card and to my luck it's "Cyber Pod", I place it face down in defensive position and left it at that.

What are you waiting for? Just attack, your Psychoshocker will get nuked once you do so...

Then it happened...

"I activate 'Gorgon's Eye'!"

My cyber pod's was flipped and it's effect was then canceled. To make it worse, that bastard then summons "Abyss Soldier" and destroyed "Cyber Pod", afterwards the android attacked directly.

LP: 1,950

"Your move baka" he sneered

Soon I started to panic, no matter what I do I kept on getting vicked...if it goe on like this I'll lose the duel! To make it worse, the world will be doomed as well...

Then I closed my eyes to concentrate and I saw a deck, as I reach for it the deck became further away...I realize I'm running away from it! Then I remember Super Bowl 42 when the Giants refused to give up...I got it!

I calm down and drew out a card, I place it face down without looking. Tojo looked at me in dull surprise, couldn't blame him though, who would place a card face down without looking? But I'll take my chance on this play!

Then I placed "Giant Soldier of Stone" in attack mode and equipped it with "Horn of Unicorn", his attack power went up to 2,000 and zapped "Abyss Soldier"

Tojo's LP: 7,800

"Small loss" he said as he summons "Melee Warrior Ultimator" in attack mode and have his android destroy my remaining monster on the field. Then he follows it up with a direct attack from his other monster.

LP: 850

"Give up and I'll make it quick" he said

I ignored him and drew "Goblin Attack Force", I summoned them and have them attack the roided freak.

Tojo's LP: 6,200

"So you have finally start dealing some damage, too bad it's too late, it's over" he laughs

He then summons "Swift-Attacking Bloodsucking Leech" and attacks the goblins.

"It's over" he said

Then "Android Psychoshocker" attacks my lifepoints directly, quickly I decide to see if my gamble pays off so I activate my face down card.

"Brett Favre's Stubborn Return"

Since when did I have this card? Only 39 of those magic cards were made and the effects are powerful.

Once the smoke clears, Tojo was shocked

"Your life points...it can't be..."

I look at my duel disk and saw my life point isn't zero

LP: 1

That's the work of that quick play magic card, as long this card is on the field the user's LP won't go lower than 1. Also it cannot be destroyed by another magic, trap, or the monster's effect. But after the this card is activated, it can only remain on the field for 4 more turns so I have to win this duel somehow.

I drew out a card and to my amazement, it's my strongest card in the deck "Talwar Demon", ironically it's also one of the 20% in my deck that were japanese. I summoned "Neo the Magic Swordsman" and slayed the leech.

Tojo's LP: 5,000

He placed his another "Louise" in defense mode and plays his magic card "Hand Obliteration"

Seeing I wouldn't have been able to summon my best monster, I wasn't that disappointed after we both discard our hands. Then the new cards I drew out justified it, I have a magic card that can help turn this around. After my swordsman got zapped, I played "Monster Reborn" to summon "Talwar Demon".

"No...it can't be...where did you get that card? It's one of the rarest demon-type cards behind 'Demon's Summoned'!"

It's a good thing my brother's a huge collector, that card was a promotional giveaway inside the tin when he bought that japanese booster pack tin at Elmhurst back in 2003 although it's probably wasn't what he had in mind as he's likely trying to buy the english cards.

"It's called commercialism, deal with it!" I said

Then I equipped "Talwar Demon" with "Black Pendant" and attack "Android Psychoshocker", finally my trap card's been freed.

Tojo's LP: 4,500

Tojo place a card face down and summons "Minotaurus" in defense mode before ending his turn. Just 3 turns left for Brett Favre. I drew out a trap card "Chain-Equipped Boomerang" and placed it face down before summoning "Red-shirted Monster" in attack mode. I attacked with "Talwar Demon" but Tojo activate "Attack Nullification" and my turn ends.

Then with a grin on his face, japanese Hitler plays "Zera Ritual", sacrifices "Minotaurus" and a random card in his hand where the then summons "Zera".

"No biggie" I said knowing "Zera" is still slightly weaker than my equipped "Talwar Demon" when Tojo said "You'll regret those words" as he equip it with "Sword of Dark Destruction", his attack power is now 3,200!

As "Zera" was ready to attack, I activate "Chain-Equipped Boomerang" and use it to boost my Talwar Demon's attack power by 5pp so it's now 3,400. Zera's bites the dust...

"Another one bites the dust!" I sang

Tojo's LP: 4,300

2 turns left

I sacrifice the red-shirt to summon "Millennium Shield" and plays "Shield & Sword"

Afterward both of my monsters attack the genocidal maniac directly and it's finally over!

My LP: 1

Tojo's LP: 0

Then suddenly the smoke enveloped Tojo who was screaming and was sounded like he's being pulled down by the characters from "Ghost", I woke up and said "What a weird dream".

I heard someone knocking the door and it's the dude from room service. After signing my name, I receive the package and went back to sleep. Yes I ordered a capsule from "Capsule Corp.", I'm at the coastal area so I may need some help.