After receiving a phone call from Coop83 gloating about rescuing Dry-Ice from the DD prison camp in Britain, I decide to do the same by taking down the one in the U.S. that was run by Zacied. I had to be really careful seeing that Zacied's one of the most disturbed member of the DD, who knows what tricks he has up his sleeves. Anyway I was able to locate the prison camp thanks to a help from another one of Q's bizarre technology. Using Q's jetpack to fly to Atlantic City, the camp's right outside but I knew if I have to slip in, I'll have to be a bit more subtle.

After walking for a mile, I walk toward the entrance of the camp when a guard takes out a gun and said "Halt! This is a restricted area!"

"Is that snot on your shoe?" I said

"Really? Where?" as he looks down

I karate chopped him unconscious

"Idiot"

I waltz inside and found a disturbing sight...group of leather clad men were dancing...

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean...

I backed away and discovered I entered the ballroom, so I walk down the hallway and found the cell room. After walking past several rooms, I found Mighty Potato in a bad shape from all those years of steroid abuse. To make it worse, he's cutting himself with a razor blade and have a emo hairstyle as well.

"Hey MP, I'm here to get you out?"

"Redrum?"

"What?"

"Redrum...redrum...redrum..."

He's even worse than I thought

"Stand back" I said as I took out a paper clip, bent it and used it to unlock the door

"Going somewhere?"

I turn and saw Zacied standing right in front of the exit

"MP, there's a entrance where I knocked out that guard, go through here, I take..."

"Redrum"

"Oh for the love of..." as I knocked MP unconscious

Then I picked up a broom

"What ya gonna do, sweep the floor?" taunted Zacied

I went and beat the crud out of Zacied with a broom Portal Defender style, after minutes of juggling that portal spammer, I whacked him to the end of the hall.

"Finished yet?"

"No, time for my secret weapon" he said as he got up

Then he proceeds to drop his pants and...

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!!!"

"Feel the wrath of my goatse bitch!"

"My eyes..." I groaned before proceeding to throw up

"There's no way you can stop me!"

Hearing this, I tried to fire my ki blast at Zacied but I accidently blew up the roof instead, soon part of the building fell on Zacied screaming "Noooo..."

Then I carried the unconscious MP on my back and bolt through the exit on our way to the hospital where he's currently recuperating, whether he'll recover time will tell...

But one thing's for certain, that disturbing performance by Zacied will haunt me for the rest of my life as the image is burned into my retina...

The horror...