There something I should let you know, never rely on Carl Pavano for help in a time of need, seriously. Want to know why? I'll tell you why, let's just say it doesn't take much to knock him out, here's what happened.Yesterday while at Elmhurst, me and the good rabbits were camping out at the park when surprisingly, the place got attacked by army of ducks, not those rabbits from last time, but ducks! No idea how it happened but I personally took care of those monsters easily when I received a phonecall from gfox.

"Hey I got to warn you, there's a cyborg yesterday trying to find you for some reason, no idea why but you got to be careful"

"Alright"

"Also once you find those voting drugs, make sure you turn over most of them and save some for us so we can use it to boost our voting performance in Clock Day"

"I don't think I'll find those by Clock Day, my hands are tied"

After the call ended, seconds later out of nowhere, a cyborg land few feet right in front of me. I recognize that cyborg, I fought that thing in Staten Island few weeks before, it's that anti-American review troll known as Xito.

"Dakka, dakka, dakka" he screams

"What? Seriously english please, speak english!" I said

Then the review troll took out a syringe and inject himself with it

"Better? Human Growth Hormones works wonders"

"You can speak properly?"

"Once injected into your head, it'll increase I.Q., but you know the other effects" as he pops in some pills and his size grew

"Uh oh"

Then I jump out of the way but when doing so, the review troll zip passed me and the air current he created knocked me few feet. When I got up, I saw that he crashed through a wall in the deli, crushing several people in the process.

"Seriously what is he, Sloth (FMA character)?"

Then Xito got up and was preparing to zip at me when a truck came passing by. Before I could get out of the way, the steroid-enhanced review troll picks up a truck and threw it at me. I barely jumped out of the way in time. Then I fired a ki blast at Xito as he was ready to zip at me but it only slow him down, because of that the zip got messed up and I was able to get out of the way.

"Lucky move but can you beat this?" he said as he pops in another pill and his body grew as a result, but his cybernetic parts begins to pop out.

It gives me an idea

"That won't be enough, you'll need more juice to beat me!" I yelled

Xito angerily inject another dose of HGH into his head and it grew, soon it begins to bleed

"My head, what's...happ...ening..."

To those wondering, I haven't recover enough to use my kamehameha, otherwise I would have a better chance so I decide to trick him.

"Over a decade ago, before his death, Lyle Alzado warned us what will happen when we take performance enhancing drugs, but many failed to heed his warning now look what happened!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Xito screams before his head explodes

"There goes my appetite"

Then Carl Pavano shows up and said "Hey fellas, did I miss somethi..." before witnessing the carnage, he fainted afterwards.

Now you know why he was on disabled list for much of the last few years. Also I decided that the rabbits should stay in my house for a while, at least until the rabbit civil war ends anyway. I guess that's the last of Xito.

Another thing, remember "xitosucks"? Perhaps not since that screen name's long gone by the later part of 2003.