Yesterday after watching the news, I was stunned. Last time I help the good side to the point they can hold their own, what happened?

For whatever reason the ones I helped are losing and the enemy are now pouring down the street I live in. So with that, I ran to the shed and grab my M-18 to fight them off. there the side I helped came from the backyard in small numbers.

"What happen here?" I asked

The leader took out a paper and drew a picture of a caricature of a Charger fan, what's shocking is that it's the one I fought and killed in Hong Kong, how can this be? (Type in 'durian' on a search bar)

Wasting no time, I ran out to the street and yell "Say hello to my little friend!" before proceeding to open fire on the enemy group.

A PETA member shows up and said "What the heck are you doing? You're killing defenseless anima-" before being cut down by a barrage of easter eggs.

Now that's what you call "Irony"

Eventually they began to start retreating.

"Finally" I said

But then a figure emerged, it's my old nemesis, the first Charger fan (the one whom I fought in several confrontations before killing him with a durian)

"We meet again" he said

He's a cyborg

"That explains it!" I said

"You think it's easy to kill me?" he said

"Well, even with the time you possessed Natrone Means (Type in 'Natrone Means' in search bar), you still couldn't beat me"

"You will pay!"

I tried to open fire, only to learn my M-16 ran out of ammo

"Crud!"

The Charger fan fires laser beams from his eyes and I jumped out of the way. The beams sliced open a hood of somebody's car. Soon he fire rocket fist at me, I dodged it but then it came back to his arm and proceeds to fire again. I kicked the fist right back at him, it did some damage but it came back to his arm and fires again. I pick up a bumper from a car he destroyed and used it as a baseball bat, I swung and lined it right back at him.

"C'mon, bring on another one" I yelled

"Okay" he said

Moments later his chest open up and fires small missiles from where his nipples used to be. I was able to jump out of the way, it hits another vehicle. Amid the smoke, I charged forward and threw multiple kicks at him, knocking him backward for several feet until I took out a pen and jammed the inside of his chest.

After I jumped backwards, I ran for cover while the Charger fan laughs.

"You think you can beat me? It's over, goodbye!" he screams in delight as he tries to fire another missile at me, but he didn't know about the pen, he blew up after that.

The enemy rabbits ran off and the good rabbits ran out to celebrate, now it's over...I think.

"Who would bring that Charger fan back to life?" I said

Guess I'll have to investigate, I'll help the good rabbits in order to find out. I'll be away for few days so be patient.