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Intermission #5: P.Y.T.

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 2nd, 2009


One night a teenager named Stacy was babysitting her neighbor's kids when a phone rang. Wondering who could be calling in this time, she picks up the phone and said "Hello?"

"I'm coming to get you"

"Who is this?"

The caller hung up without any answer

"Oh well, must've been a nut"

Later that night after putting the children to bed, Stacy received another phone call

"Hello?"

"Anytime now"

"Who is this?"

No answer as the caller hung up

"Guess he's bored"

An hour later Stacy was watching a movie at the living room when the phone rang. Annoyed, she picks up the phone and said "Listen, you better stop this or I'll have the operator trace your call and have the F.B.I. on your ass you psycho!"

"Wait, I was calling you about oxyclean you've ordered, if that's your attitude then forget it!"

"Wait..."

The caller hung up

"Oops"

Few minutes the phone rang

"Hello?"

"Any minute now!"

"Why are you doing this?" Stacy cried

The caller hung up

Scared, she quickly call the operator and tell her about the phone calls she have been receiving. As they're tracing the call...

Meanwhile in one of the kids' bedroom.

"Hello sweet thing, is your parents home?" the stranger asked

"Who are you?" said the kid

"I'm Peter Pan, want to have some fun?" said the creepy stranger as he climbs into the kid's bed

Where Did You Come From Baby
And Ooh Won't You Take Me There
Right Away Won't You Baby
Tendoroni You've Got To Be
Spark My Nature
Sugar Fly With Me
Don't You Know Now
Is The Perfect Time
We Can Make It Right
Hit The City Lights
Then Tonight Ease The Lovin' Pain
Let Me Take You To The Max

The stranger proceeds to suck on the kid's nipple despite being a boy. Soon afterwards they started to go anal on each other.

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Shake You There

"Will this make me into a man?" the kid ask

"it will sweety, anywhere you wanna go"

Nothin' Can Stop This Burnin'
Desire To Be With You
Gotta Get To You Baby
Won't You Come, It's Emergency
Cool My Fire Yearnin'
Honey, Come Set Me Free
Don't You Know Now Is The Perfect Time
We Can Dim The Lights
Just To Make It Right
In The Night
Hit The Lovin' Spot
I'll Give You All That I've Got

"I should've brought some wine"

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Take You There

"Say na, na, na,"

"Na, na, na,"

"I said na, na, na, na"

"Na, na, na, na,"

"I'll take you there"

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Take You There

Back in the kitchen where the babysitter is waiting for the operator's answer

"I'll call the police, just get out of the house now, the phone call's from inside your house"

"Oh my gosh, what about the kids?"

"Forget them, they're as good as dead, run!"

Stacy did as told, moments later the police arrives.

"Young lady, are you okay?" the officer asked

"No, the kids, are they alright?"

"My men will check"

Some time later, Stacy receives an answer she have been waiting for.

"They are, but the window's in one of the room was left open"

"B-but how..."

"Not only that, the kid in that room said something about being touched by a scary man with no nose"

"Did you guys catch him?"

"No, that's the problem, there's one person match that description...and he's been dead for days"


Comments

I love you for this.

You, my dear sir, are the new version of lovecraft.

I KNEW IT!! First we see Elvis everywhere, now it's MJ, of course, they're in cahoots with each other out in VEGAS!

Stacy, If I don't come over I'll surely die (die)
Please don't trace this call using the FBI (FBI)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm grown, Because MJ doesn' even try to touch me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacys mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Haha! Nice story man!

holy fuckin' shit, zombies!

...OH SHIT IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!? great...just great. nice story.