Last night I was playing Pokemon Sapphire on gameboy when I heard someone making a creepy moaning sound. I was wondering who would be out there in a time like this making some stupid noise so I went outside to check it out. There I realized it's a group of people and they're wearing Red Sox caps, I recognized them, those are the low lives who trolled the Yankees forum. It's been nearly a year since the last time I post in that poorly modded forum (The fact that Theopolis stuck around is admirable, I missed those predictions he made). I took my umbrella despite the fact that it stopped raining an hour ago before facing those trolls.

'Who are you and what do you want?"

"I was known as crispyburntcoreylidle and please to meet you" one of the trolls said

"I'm tek4mvp and just to let you know, the professor from Colombia University send us" said another

Then some kid who is about 15 came and said "Remember me?"

It's tjja98, the punk who wished death to Mariano Rivera over what happened in the 2004 ALCS, eventually he was banned for a while partly due to me and others. No one wish death on the Sandman and gets away with it, not on my watch!

"This is what happen if you continue to meddle in my affairs!"

I recognize that voice, behind those trolls is...Nicholas De Genova!

Annoyed at this, I said "Dude just give it up already, if you continue to try to kill me your plans to brainwash the students of the University outside of your class will fail everytime!"

"Shut up and die!" screamed tjja98 as he charge right at me with a baseball bat

I disarmed him, break his nose, his jaw, and his fingers before tossing him into a passing pickup truck (Last I heard this morning, he's currently in New Jersey).

"Man he suck, it's my turn!" yelled cbc as he point is fist at me

Here's a note to the readers, remember that joke news post I made about the chinese oppression on political prisoners? The clip from youtube came from a film I used to watch and remembering that tipped me off on the fact that cbc is an android.

"Flying Fist of Fury!" as he fires his fist at me, not before I jumped out of the way and it destroys several parked vehicles several blocks away.

"Damn missed!"

Quickly I took my umbrella and impale him in the abdomen before opening it so he won't be able to take it off. But I didn't know what will happen until...

"You bastard, do you know what you have done?"

"What?"

Then I heard a beeping sound, that's when I realize what he meant so I ran to the safe distance

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as he explodes, all what's left is his mechanical dentures which is still biting for some reason.

"You forgot about me" tek4mvp yell as he charge at me with a machete

I dodged it Matrix-style and leap out of the way as he took another swing. Then I managed to land few blows at him before running off to take cover so I can draw him out for a right time to disarm him. I have to be really careful, seriously did you see that? While dodging his swings, he sliced off the hood of the car. Also he cut off some of my hair at one point as well, but that one's a different story however.

"Come out you coward! I'll just make it quick"

I crept behind him just several feet away with a rock in my hand. Coming closer and closer, I was ready to throw it at the punk when Nicholas De Genova screams "Fool, he's right behind you!"

Too late, soon as he turns around I threw a rock at his face

"Ow!"

Then I kicked the machete off his hand before proceeding to beat the living crap out of him. Once it's over I start bitch-slapping him while saying "Wishing terrorist attack on a sports stadium is not okay..." before giving him double black-eye. Afterwards he got up and ran away despite De Genova's command to come back.

Soon I start walking toward the professor despite somewhat reaggravating my hamstring I pulled few days earlier.

Angry the professor snarled "Curses, foiled again!" as he takes out a remote to activate his jetpack

Before flying off he said "You may have won for now, but remember it's not over yet, one day revenge will be mine!"

Once I went back home, I turn on the television only to learn the Yankees lost the game...