After helping the rebel groups win few battles (all I participated in and did so single-handedly) the tide of the rabbit civil war started to turn. Because of that, one of the leading member of the group wrote a note telling me that I can leave seeing my help is no longer needed and thanked me for it. I was overjoyed mostly because it's been days and I haven't showered for quite a while. Not only that, on my way home I had a showdown with one of NG's trolls known by the user name of MadCow.

According to he/she's profile, he/she lives in California, but then what is that troll doing in NY? Chris Beer must have something to do with it, remember the incident with Zen444?

Anyway I saw that drag queen coming out of Leows theater with some kids whom he/she later paid huge amount of cash before they ran off.

From this point on I'll refer to MadCow as "she" anyway to fit the profile description although it's as trustworthy as wikipedia

No offense to certain groups of homosexuals, but those who show it off in a flamboyant manner...that's a different story...

MadCow is androgynous

I was intending to ignore that however and tried to head on home when suddenly...

"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!! People like you should go to Africa because you smell you homeless bum!" in Richard Simmons accent

I turned around and saw MadCow pointing her finger at me

"Are you talking to me?"

"Yes, your gross and smells like doody"

Okay maybe she wasn't confused, just didn't know any better

"Dude, I'm going to mind my own business so why don't you just continue to trash good movies on General forum with your alt. while I head on home?"

"I'll kick your butt!"

I decided to humor her

"Okay"

Like a cow infected with mad cow disease, she tried to headbutt me. But I leaped over her and she came crashing to the wall. Soon MadCow got up and runs off yelling "That's it, my bodyguard will take care of this!"

Bodyguard?

Soon a towering figure with a pointy hair came up right behind me saying "My hair is assaulting you!"

I jumped out of the way

"Missed! That child grabbing class is a waste of money!"

"That's because I'm 21 you moron,"

"My hair's been insulted!" he roars

Then I punched him in the gut and finished him off with a kick to the face (pulling my hamstring) which knocks him to the ground

"Ow my hair..."

Afterwards it's over and I proceed to limp my way home