Yesterday after checking to see who had been knocking my door, to my surprise it's a bunch of rabbits (To those who wonder, while the previous episode began in 22, the update ended in 26 so it made sense). I open the door and wait just to see what will happen, amazingly they took out a notebook and wrote something. After finishing write a message, a rabbit then placed it on my doorstep and they all left afterwards. On a note written is an address with directions to a firestation over a mile away where a meeting is being held. So I decide to go on a meeting which is held by a bunch of rabbits for some reason, one of the firefighters told me what happened.

What happen is that as the rabbits war on humans stalled, some of the rabbits just wanted to live peaceful lives. But unfortunately most of their leaders are complete douchebags and would execute anyone who disagrees. These animals are pretty anomorphic, hadn't seen anything like this since the war on yeerks have ended nearly a decade ago. After the meeting is over, one of the rabbits came to me with a note asking me to help their cause, I turned them down because I don't want to get involved. They understand although pretty disappointed, then I asked them why they want me to help them out of many other humans. A rabbit then wrote another note stating that I killed one of their oppressive leaders and believe having me on their side can turn the tide of the civil war, also I was born in a year of a rabbit.

That night as I was walking home, I heard a scream.

"No, please...let me go..."

"Shut up you bitch or I'll fucking kill you!"

"No please don't kill Jenny, plea-"

"That goes for you too!"

That noise came from behind the fence across the street, good thing it happened after the J-Train left or I wouldn't hear anything. So I went to see what was going on and climb the fence, that's when I realize what was going on. Don't mean to sound racist but there's a black guy keeping several women as captives (White, asian, black, hispanic, etc), come to think of it they're sex slaves. Seeing them being tortured and forced into submission in gun-point, I was sickened. That's when I knew I have to do something about it.

I ran to the phone booth few blocks away (so the rapist won't hear me). There I dialed "911" and then it became pretty ridiculous.

"911, how may I help you?"

"There's kidnapped women being raped, it's at..."

"Okay but first you must take our aptitude test and must get five of five questions right so we'll know you're not bullshitting us"

"WHAT?!"

"Sorry, that's the way it is"

"Since when?"

"Look, do you want to save lives or what?"

"Alright, fire away"

"First question, before finally winning consecutive championship titles in his final two years, how many previous Super Bowl appearances John Elway made before finally avoiding the fates Dan Marino and Jim Kelly have failed to do so?"

"Three"

"Next question, when a truck carrying massive load of gold, silver, and diamonds made sharp turn, what will drop?"

"Speed"

"When did Al Davis died?"

"2003, but he refused to give up"

"In the 2004 ALCS, what team blew a 3-0 series lead in a spectacular fashion that made them known as the biggest ch-"

"Hey fuck you!"

"I'm sorry but this answer is incorrect, call again to try again with different questions"

"Wait!"

The transmission ends

I have to redial 911

"It's me again, sorry about that but make it quick, time is running out!"

"First question, are sugar-free products truly suger-free?"

"No"

"Next question, what dialect is spoken in Hong Kong?"

"Cantonese"

"Next question, in 'Battle Royale', why didn't the kids' parents do anything when their children are killing each other like Michael Vick's dogs on national television?"

"That's because they're useless"

"Next question, when Jackie Chan made a comment about people being needed to be controlled, did anyone understand the word coming out of his mouth?"

"No, the media twisted it like what they did to Will Smith, sickening..."

"Last question, when filming 'A View To A Kill', how old was Roger Moore when the movie was being shot?"

"Over 9,000"

"Dumbass, call again and start over"

"Wait I was messing ar-"

Transmission ends

"Oh poopy..."

I redial 911

"Blah, blah, blah, I know it's you okay first question, what song was mass-voted as the farewell song for Shea Stadium last season?"

"Rickroll"

"Technically that is correct but I need the name of the song so you're WRONG!!!"

Transmission ends

I haven't been this mad since the seventh game of the 2001 World Series. I heard another scream, I knew I can't give up. So I redial 911 once again, hopefully this time I won't mess it up. If only my super powers hadn't been depleted...I could've save them myself.

"One more chance, mess this one up I swear I will hunt you down..."

"Okay, okay, what's the question?"

"What's the fat guy called in 'Monk'?"

"Dale the Whale"

"What is the only redeeming quality of 'Red Delicious'?"

"It made your fruit basket look pretty"

"True or False, in season 0 of Yugioh, Yami was voiced by Sailor Uranus"

"True" (No really, look it up although it wasn't the reason why it's never aired outside of Japan)

"What round the Giants drafted Michael Strahan in 1993?"

"The second round"

"Okay the last one, you better not fuck this one up!"

"Fire away!"

"Ready?"

"I have no time, of course I'm ready!"

"In that fateful Thanksgiving game, what call did Jerome Bettis made on a coin toss that got him screwed by the ref which resulted in me losing $500?"

"He-tails!"

"About time!"

After telling the operator the location in which the crime is taking place, I was told the report will be send in two hours...

"Two hours?!"

"Don't blame me, Patterson have been screwing us around ever since he took office"

"How long is this going to be?"

"While waiting, try to do something before the police comes to prevent hostage situation"

Transmission ends

With that, I decided to do something myself in case the police arrives too late so I ran back to the place and climb the fence to see the shed is closed. Also the thug is apparently sound asleep seeing that it's one in the morning, I have been on the phone for nearly an hour!

As I tried to sneak into the yard, it's guarded by a pair of rottweilers. Realizing the situation, I ran several blocks to my home to grab a pair of jars of peanut butter. After running several blocks back to that place, I opened each of the jars and placed them in front of the dogs, soon they start taking their sweet time cleaning out the jars. While they're busy, I made my way to the shed and picked the lock. Soon I was able to open the shed and woke up the half-naked, bruised, and beaten teenage girls that were being held captive.

"Who are you?"

"Shhh..."

I gestered them to follow me and lead them out of the yard. Soon it's finally over as the girls got out and that's pretty much it.Later that morning seven hours later, I was reading a newspaper where a man got arrested for keeping girls as sex slaves as they found some equipments in the shed. Also the girls return home to their families. The dogs are still busy cleaning out the peanut butter jars, they sure enjoy taking their sweet time. But despite all that, several questions lingers in my mind...

What if it's too late? Seriously who came up with aptitude test on 911 calls? What if something serious happens?

The operator seemed to be helpful as I have been given a number of chances that rivals Steve Howe's because I have also learned that you're supposed to have only one. I guess she disagreed with that retarded policy as well.

I know it's a two day update as "Yesterday" from the update time on the bottom corner made it two days ago. I would've finished it sooner if it hadn't been for the event that will be explained on the next chapter.