One day in school, a kid was in a cafeteria eating when he notice some one wearing all black sitting few tables away from him. Bored and having nothing better to do, he decides to pick on some emo-kid he hardly knew. There he got up and walks up to the emo before slipping on a puddle of spilled milk, he regained his balance before it's too late. Soon afterwards he points he finger at the emo-boy and proceeds to yell "emo!"

"Are you talking to me?" said the emo-boy

"Yes I'm talking to you faggot!" the kid responds

"Don't call me faggot," the emo-boy groans

"Not only you're a faggot, you also happens to be an emo!"

Everyone in the cafeteria gasped

"That's right you're an emo, you are so emo I bet you listen to bands like Linkin Park which is pretty emo!"

Yes he's quoting a line from "Naruto: The Abridged Series!"

"Leave me alone..."

"Do I mention you're an emo?"

Soon a mexican girl sitting next to an emo-boy stood up and yell "Stop, you can't go on and pick on someone smaller than you!"

"Smaller than me? That faggot is like 6'4 or something, he could've kicked my ass but he didn't because he's too emo to do so"

"That does it, I'll fight you tomorrow after school"

"It's a deal, I kick your mexican-ass all the way to next week you cheap imitation of J-Lo!"

After the school day is over, the stupid kid went home drinking protein shakes made from raw meat and eggs pureed (e-coli anyone?). Soon he went to his front lawn stretching when the warmth from a nice weather puts him to sleep. There he dreamt that he's in Siberia performing all those extreme workout routines with raw materials which ends with running up the mountain before stopping at the edge screaming "DRAGO!"

Soon he woke up after being sprayed by sprinklers.

"What a dream, one heck of a workout as I will be ready to beat that spic" the kid thought before going back into his house and log into newgrounds to post a thread about it.

Then the next day...

"Here's the deal, if I win you should leave us alone" the girl said

"Okay but if I win, take your emo-ass boyfriend and go back to Mexico you bitch!" the kid replies

As the fight begans, the kid start acting like a monkey thinking that's a stance from martial arts masters (which is not anywhere near as such). Soon the girl came and knee him in the gut, the kid collapse to the ground in pain.

"I can't lose, not now..." he thought as he struggles to get up when the girl breaks his nose

After falling to the ground again, the girl then proceeds to kick him in the gut until the school staff put a stop to this. Although the girl has been suspended for a week, it's already too late as the kid have been emasculated in front of his friends and haven't been the same since then. To save face, he came up with an idea seeing that only the people at the school knows about what had happened.

"I'll tell the newgrounders that it was an ambush, yeah that's right an ambush so they won't know that I've been owned like a bitch by that bitch..."

Soon after going back home, facepalmer went to his room and logs in...