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Trouble At The Arcade

Posted by Idiot-Finder - May 11th, 2009


After handing my resignation letter to the superintendent of Hong Kong police so I can start focusing on my investigation regarding the voting drugs, I went to the arcades to relax after fighting all those bad guys from the previous episodes. Remember everyone needs to take a break once in a while, especially when one had a emotional distress after losing an umbrella over a week ago. As I came into the arcade room at the mall there's a guy playing some classic arcade game and looks pissed.

"Let me try" I said

At first I had some trouble navigating a pixel tank in a pacman-like maze as I haven't play that thing for quite a while, then suddenly it shuts off by itself. I went to check what's the problem and saw a small tank escaping from the arcade, I made it turn back. Soon afterwards the game came back on progress and starts playing. After advancing through several levels, I eventually end up beating the game and when I looked back the dude was pissed because he struggled in the first level before I took over.

"Pay me" he said as he shows his hand

"Um...alright, sorry...my bad" I said as I gave him HK one dollar coin so he can exchange it for tokens

Then I move on to pacman game where for some reason the ghosts were all sleeping.

"Wake up! Someone's going to play this game you know!" I said while banging the screen

One of the ghosts woke up and starts yelling at me although I couldn't hear what it was saying because the sound's been muted

Then the arcade maintenance worker came and said "Something wrong?"

"Yeah, the ghosts were sleeping and I couldn't play this game (Forgetting the fact that I didn't insert a token)" I said

"I'll go and get my tools" as he went into the maintenance room

After few minutes I went to the restroom to take a dump. After washing my hands I suddenly heard a scream and I bolt out of the door to see what was going on. There at the arcade there are tons of people gathering near the pacman game, that's when i knew something's up. Honestly if you think nothing's wrong when there were bunch of people gathering then something's wrong with you like those conspiracy theorists nowadays.

"What happened?" I asked

"The maintenance worker just got sucked into the game and turned into pacman"

"Really? Lol!"

"I'm serious, just take a look!"

I look at the game and saw the ghosts beating the crap out of pacman who was screaming for help. There I quickly push several people out of the way to get the fire extinguisher and use it to smash the game screen. Soon the game was badly damaged that the screen blows up and the maintenance appears admist the smoke bruised up and a black eye from the beating he took.

"What's going on!" someone screamed

I turned around and saw the manager walking toward us, he saw the destroyed arcade game and me holding a fire extinguisher.

"You bastard get out!" he yelled

I tried to explain what happened until he threatens to call security if I don't leave, soon afterwards I left extremely upset because the witnesses including the maintenance worker I've saved didn't say anything to back me up.


Comments

Damn, that's a pain in the ass. Witnesses who don't back you up. What a bitch that would be, ouch.

THAT MAINTENANCE GUY SUCKS PENORZ.