Few days ago after beating some annoying douche on a children's card game, I went home to put my brother's duel disk back and return the cards to his collection box. Then I realize that I need to go to Radio Shack to buy some batteries so I left and walk several blocks. Upon entering the store, I notice there's a computer on display. Since the clerk isn't here, I decide to kill some time by using the computer to play Red moon when suddenly the clerk came up running.

"Don't touch that computer, it's not ready!"

"Why was it on the window display?" I said

"There's a mix-up, get away!"

Then suddenly a surge of while electricity came about and everything whited out for me. Once it clears I notice I'm not at Radio Shack anymore, I looked up and there's a red moon shining in the night sky.

"What the..."

Out of nowhere a voice blared, it's the clerk

"You got sucked into the computer that was send to us by mistake, it was supposed to be in Area 51, just got a call from the military"

"How am I be able to get out?"

"The military will arrive, please hold on for a while"

Then it's fink out

"Thanks for nothing," I mumbled as I start walking around hoping to find some help when I encounter a pair of people in a cave tending their wounds

As I enter the cave, one of them got up and points a sword at me saying "Identify yourself!"

"I'm just a drifter from another country, I got lost and need a place to stop" I lied

He point his sword closer to me and I didn't know what to do until...

"Stop! He doesn't look like he's from around here," the woman said

"Evanna, he could be send by the king to kill us, we can't trust him!" he answered

"We can't be sure, killing him isn't what master would've wanted," Evanna said

After some tense moment, the dude puts his sword away and said "Alright, if he does something suspicious, he dies!"

Playing a dumb tourist, I asked them about what just happened. After they told me about how they failed to assassinate the king, they were exiled and forced to hide or they'd be executed for treason.

"Nice story, needs some editing though..." I said while pretending to be skeptical

"Guess he is from someplace else" the dude said

"Where are you from?" Evanna said

Knowing our place doesn't exist in their world, I decide to use the root of my origins that at least sound similiar to their areas.

"Guangdong" I said

"Never heard of this place before" she said suspiciously

Knowing they're on to me, I decide to speak to them in cantonese dialect

"Impressive, that's the language they spoke in Guangdong?" the swordsman said

"Yeah"

"That explains the outfit you're wearing as well"

I then had a huge anime-style sweat drop on the side of my head

"Um...yeah"

Then suddenly someone came to the entrance of the cave, it's one of the king's men

"On behalf of the empire, surrender yourselves or you two will face the consequences!" he yelled

Evanna was about to get up when she fell in pain coughing up blood

"Evanna don't, your in no shape to fight" the swordsman said

"Neither are you, you're not fully recovered from that battle" she said

I got up and came up to the soldier and said, "Get lost!"

"You'll be arrested for harboring traitors, get out of the way or else" he said

Then I punched him in the gut, soon that idiot collapse to the ground puking before turning into dust

The duo watch in stunned silence

"What are you two waiting for? Get out before they catch you, wait until you two are 100 percent to fight again!" I yelled

Another soldier ran toward me "I won't let this happen"

Dodging the swings from the sword, I kept on doing so untl I took out a can of Coca-Cola out of my jacket and spray it to his face (have to shake the can). Then I smash the can over his head screaming "THAT'S A WASTE OF COKE!!!" before beating him to a pulp

Then I turn to the two yelling "Get out now!"

They eventually did leave, then I went to stay to hold off the king's troops to buy them some more time to get as far as possible

"You won't get away with this" someone said

The king came up after his troops parted to make way for him

"So you're the king?"

"For a foreigner you're impressive, too bad it ends here" he said

"Not if I can help it," as I concentrate my energy to my hand and fire it at the king, but he smacked it away

"Won't be much of a challenge, you're even weaker than those traitors, this will be quick" he said

I went to attack him, but he block my attacks. Afterwards he blew me backwards off the cliff to the bed of spikes.

As I fell, i said "Not now...not now!" and fires a small kamehameha without saying it's name to launch me upwards to the sky

"What the..." the king said as he looks up at me in shock

"You're finished!" I said and was preparing to fire my kamehameha full blast when suddenly the clerk's voice boomed

"All done"

I find myself in someone's room, where am I?

Then from the computer, a video appears

"I'm sorry but we have a problem regarding the location, Philedelphia is the closest we can do, see ya!" then the video disappears

I was kind of pissed when I saw something that caught my eye, the computer is on imdb webpage for Eli Manning and learn the owner of this computer had an account that made a post wishing death on him.

After hearing a toilet flush, a door opens and a fat kid with a McNabb jersey comes in, for wishing death on a player for playing for a rival team...I beat the crap out of him. Then to escape I open the window and jumped out where his dad (apparently) who was walking outside thought I'm a burglar.

"Come back here! No one robs my family and gets away with it!" as he start chasing me

I ran for few blocks knocking over a lawn gnome, plastic flamingoes, and jumped over several sprinklers before finally losing him in a chase that resembles a scene from an episode of "My Name Is Earl"

To get back to New York, I jumped into a truck passing by and prayed it's the one goes to what I'm hoping for. Thankfully it worked out, but it did took me few days though.