After recovering somewhat from the incident in Manhattan few days ago and the last night baseball game in which the Yankees lost (Curse you Jason Bay!), I was busy watching a television when I heard someone yelling. I went to the window and heard him screaming about some tournament taking place in New York City and how he's going to take part to "Pwn people of New York"

I went outside and said "Kid shut up, no one cares about a stupid tournament, it's 6 in the morning and people are trying to sleep"

"Shut up! You're not telling me what to do, I'll kick your ass bitch!"

"What the hell's up with you kid?"

"Shut up, I challenge you, meet me three hours from now at Forest Park!"

"To what?"

"A duel!" as he takes out a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards

So that's what it's about

"Why would you want to challenge me to a children's card game?" I said

"To make you cry, don't forget the duel disk!"

Then we part ways

Knowing my little brother's a fanatic and he collect all those cards, I'll might as well humor that punk just to shut him up by making a deck from the collections. I even borrow my brother's duel disk as well. It's awkward seeing that I have lost interest in Yu-Gi-Oh! years ago, times change as you know why but it happens.

Three hours later we faced off in Forest Park at the golf course

"Are you ready?" he said

"Get it over with" I said

When we activate our duel disk, one of the hologram projectors that shoots out of mine hits the jogger in the face

"Sorry about that!"

The jogger got up and jogs away grumbling

My opponent starts off by summoning a bunch of monsters in one turn, that can't be right, isn't that illegal?

"Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"

"Yeah, so?"

"It's against the rules isn't it?"

"Screw the rules I have money! Now draw your last pathetic card in your deck so I can finish it!"

"My deck have no pathetic cards aside from at least half of the entire deck including some japanese cards I never seen before, but it also have this!" as I shows him Exodia

"Fuck!"

After beating him at a children's card game, the punk runs away crying

After it was over, I was walking home when some teenager came up and said "You're still into that children's card game? What a loser!"