But when it comes to one of the quotes from one episode stating that "There's no romance around us", you have to agree with that as you'll know why.

Last night I met a japanese girl in Flushing at the store shopping some clothes, I was taking a stroll when she caught my eye. She's pretty cute and when she looked at me, she smiles but I was kind of nervous. But then I summoned the courage I need to come and talk to her, there's no way I'm going to blow this one (although it's my first time).

"Hello kon ban wa, how are you miss?"

She's impressed, so then I continued

"Watashi wa New York no machy Desu,"

She laughed, I think I messed up a bit but I went on

"Anata wa totemo kawaii"

I think I got myself a girlfriend, moments after she was done shopping I took her out for a date. After driving around a bit there's a sushi bar and we went to have a dinner. It's pretty romantic, like the scene from Casablanca. Soon I start imagining my life with her in the future once she becomes my wife which include opening a sushi bar. After we're done I paid the bills myself so she won't have to.

Happy, she thanked me "Arigato Gozaimashita!"

But then it happened...

As we walk out into the lobby in the restaurant, a man shows up wearing a traditional japanese robe who then takes out a sword yelling "Nan desu ka!"

I realize it's her father

He then tries to attack me with a sword until his daughter restrained him. I asked them what was going on, that's when I realize how stupid I am, it turns out the girl is 16 and a half. Horrified, I backed away and said...

"Sayanora,"

Followed with...

"Goodbye!"

After they left, I walk around in the lobby and realized I have also spend all my money on her as well. Afterwards I lie down on the lobby couch depressed and was wondering if there's ever going to be a romance for me.