Logan International Airport and the area around it up to ten miles radius happens to be the neutral site in Boston. After staying overnight at the hotel near the airport to recover from the jetlag, I was told by the hotel manager that once I leave the neutral site, I'm on my own. I wasn't sure what he meant by that but I figured it may have something to do with baseball season so I went to the gift shop to buy a Red Sox cap as a disguise, a pair of glowsticks, and a jacket to keep the glowsticks in the pocket. The disguise worked and after taking a taxicab to Boston Commons, the cab driver said "This is as far as I can go, good luck!"

I decide to go to Boston Commons and take a break, with that I slept on a bench for a while. When I woke up and was ready to leave, someone came and block the exit.

"You're not fooling anyone with your disguise" he said as he puts on his Chargers cap

"Another Charger fan?" I said

"You killed my brother in Hong Kong, I'm going to take you down!" he yelled

"We'll settle this another time, right now..."

"No, we settle this now! No one fell for your disguise anyway"

Distantly a bostonian said "I did"

"Everyone beside this guy..."

"We did too..."

"WTF? Is there anyone who didn't fell for that crap?"

"Listen, I was going to leave this city safely when you show up and fucked up the whole thing, because of this my cover's blown and I'm not going to forgive you for this!" I said

"So we are going to settle this?" the Charger fan said

"Like men" I answered

The Charger fan starts off by acting like a monkey and did a poor imitation of Bruce Lee until I punched him in the face. Afterwards I start beating the crud out of him until I notice I have been surrounded by Red Sox fans.

"You have trespassed into our territory, we are not going to let you leave in one piece!" one of the Red Sox fan said

As they're closing in on me, I look out a glowstick and wave it at them

"What the hell is that thing? Get the hell away from us!"

It's a common knowledge that Bostonians are scare of glowsticks, this is why I bought a pair at the giftshop, good thing Logan International Airport is one of the few neutral sites in Boston

After leaving the park, I quickly threw out my Red Sox cap as the disguise no longer work thanks to that idiotic Charger fan. After doing so I went to the parking lot and waited behind a tree. A dude went to open a door to his SUV and I got in pointing a glowstick to his neck

"Don't run, drive"

The driver did as told, after some time we're finally out of Boston, but I'm still not safe yet...not until I reach Connecticut (Yankees territory in New England)

"Keep driving and don't look at me, look at the road...that's how accidents happens"

After an hour or so, we are at the neighborhood near the border when suddenly the driver opens the door and jumps out yelling "The hell with you..."

As I struggled to conrol the steering wheel from the mid-seat, I have to steer the vehicle to the tree before bailing out myself. When I got up the vehicle then blows up and I was then confronted by a mob with clubs, golf clubs, pipes, etc.

"You're gonna pay for that!" one of them said

I took out a pair of glowsticks and used a piece of string to tie them together to create a nunchuckus.

"Bring it on!"

Massholes not from Boston don't fear glowsticks, with that I have to fight my way through. Moments later Carl Pavano shows up saying "Don't worry, I'll help you"

"How are you going to do that?" I said

"It's simple," as he cracks his fingers...breaking them all in the process before running away crying "Mommy!"

"Thanks for nothing as usual" I said (Remind me why did the Yankees waste large amount of money on that trash? What did the Indians see in him when they sign him?)

Using my martial arts skills, I was able to take down the mob although I lost my nunchukus after it flung off my hand hitting a guy yapping away on his cell phone.

"You won't get away with this, it's not over!" said the masshole as I'm approaching Connecticut

On my way there's a fence, I have to climb over it in order to reach the safeheaven, how can I do that? Then I realize I've been cornered by those still standing, I was ready to take them on when I heard a voice saying "Stop, let him go!"

It's Tom Brady holding a machete, he sliced open the fence.

"Thanks Tom Brady, but I'm still rooting against your team you know"

"I know, get going 'cause it's getting late!"

It's a good thing the New England Patriots quarterback happens to be a Yankee fan or otherwise I would've been in as they said in Full Metal Jacket, a world of shit. After walking few miles, two figures came toward me

"Remember us?" one of them said

I remember them, the duo from that time

"I remember, Michael Strahan kicked your ass" I said

"This time gap-tooth won't be around to save your ass!" said the Mets fan

Then the twosome made gay pose before fusing, "In a form of...Met-Sox troll!"

The fused duo then immediately fire a hadouken at me (Strahan was able to deflect it with ease), I decide to try to block. The ball pushed me several yards to the building before I was able to force it right to the streetlamp, destroying it. My hands stings like crazy, looks like I'll be feeling this one for a while.

"Damn you, it's impossible!" said the Met-Sox fan

"Nothing's impossible as long you believe!" I said

"No matter, I'll fire another one" as he prepares to fire another hadouken

"Kamehameha!" and I quickly fire a energy beam at the tool, obliterating him in the process

Now it's over...