Remember when Bryan whines about the Art and Literature Portal? Also remember when he claimed that it'll ruin old NG despite the fact that he's a post-redesign user?

After reading his post, I decide to teach him a lesson he'll never forget...I hope. It begins when I was looking for the location of his residence when I met Vincent the robot from "The Blackhole", after telling him about what happened he agreed to come with me. I was stunned since I didn't ask him to come so I ask him why.

"I heard about this kid, his house is guarded with robot drones created from what's left of his old friends before he lobomotized them all" he said

"You're kidding me right? There's no way he could've done that!" I said

"You'll be surprised on what he can do"

"Yeah I know, I didn't know he have friends"

"That's not what I'm talking about..."

After finding Bryan's location, we snuck in through the back door after climbing the gate at the backyard (Vincent hovers over it). In the kitchen there's a mindless robot drone walking around doing household chores, what is up with that kid?

As we proceed onward to the living room, some robot sentries shows up. I took out my phaser I stole from Shatner years ago at the autograph signing and proceeds to fire away while Vincent fires laser beams at the sentries. After defeating the sentries, we went upstairs and found Bryan in his room I-bombing my song parodies at amiright. Angry I pick up a chair and beats him to a pulp while Vincent then alerts me that the sentries have sent their reinforcements after us, we have to escape!

So then we went into Bryan's escape ship (how the hell can he afford those things?) and took off into space. Surprisingly the pod heads straight into the blackhole where we were sucked in and the whole thing became distorted. I start having visions, one of which have Bryan floating around before merging with a root and he ends up in Brokeback Mountain with a random cowboy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!"

Then the original theme song from Star Trek plays out of nowhere

After it was over, our ship stopped and we came out, we're back on Earth. Then I saw a guy from a free credit report commercial riding a bicycle and I decide to join in because gas prices blowing up sky high
Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride
Now I'm rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had

(Vincent joins in)

F to the R to the E to the E to the
C to the R to the E D I T
RE to PORT to the DOT to the COM
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along,

F'd in the A to the S to the S...

---UPDATE---

I beat up baro41.53 for dissing Michael Jordan, cracked his head open and discovered that he have no brain. Don't worry, he'll be fine.

The fact that baro41.53 have no brain does explains it, how can you talk trash about Michael Jordan? Guess I found another one.

Right now I'm trying to find Spidernight, sticksgood, and that sore loser Pistons fan