Was was driving toward some city I don't know (the map is blurry) to refuel before continuing my way to the place where that warlord from last summer is camping out (heard about his hideout, I'll have to confirm it). As i said, I don't care for what he did to BigBadRon but what happened to the kid is my fault as I'm the one who got him killed and I'm going to avenge him. But then several hours ago I encounter something stupid, haven't seen an epic fail since the time I flunked the spanish exam repeatedly...

On my way I encounter some strange people wearing corporate business suits with a helicopter behind them. I pulled over and said "Need any help? It's a dangerous place you know, you people should get out be..."

"Don't move, we have invisible guns and were not afraid to use it!" yelled one of the men pointing his finger at me

"What invisible gun?" I said as I proceed to walk toward them

"Stand back!"

"Dude, lay off drugs"

"Why should we? It's mandatory for the employees of 4Kids you know!"

Stunned, I stood back and said "So you're the employees of the 4Kids, what are you doing here?"

"Were here to strike a deal with one of the warlords so we can gain more profits by supplying his men with invisible weapons" said one of the employees

"I can't let you do that" I said

"Then we'll have to kill you" and proceed to "fire at me"

I just stood there while the idiots were pointing their fingers at me shouting "Bang, bang, bang, bang...dammit, he's invincible!"

"What you're doing is against the law you know" I said

"Screw the law, we have money!" the idiot said

"Maybe we should censor the part were he kicks the crap out of us...ow!"

After beating the crap out of the 4Kids employees, I decide to use their helicopter. But unfortunately as soon I touch the helicopter, that piece of junk fell apart. Thankfully the fuel tank is intact and is half full so I use the fuel for the vehicle. Those 4Kids people are not human so I left them in the desert to die, I know that's cruel but at least I'm not like those idiots in the general forum who would post something like "owned!" or "lol" when something tragic happened like in that thread about the news regarding the 5 year girl being decapitated by that prick. Come to think of it, at least I'm not that Red Sox fan who posted a picture of himself with 9/11 tattoo (yes the bad kind) on a messageboard before getting his ass banned.