Just several hours ago something strange happened after arriving in Bosaso when I was going to take a break after several days of perilous journey since that incident involving the prior and Chris Beer's clone. After getting off a old vehicle I hot-wired and used to drive to the city for few days, I went to take a walk for a bit when someone came and confront me, another one of Chris Beer's clones.

"I've been send here to stop you from wrecking my master's plan to take over the portal, I'll wipe the floor with you!" as he predictably charge at me

Surprisingly in the fight we fought to a standstill after few minutes until he jumps back and did some strange pose yelling

"4 Jin no Ken!"

Then suddenly he split into four people

"What the..." I said as he prepares to attack

First I had trouble following their movements due to their speed and were able to land some cheap hits along the way. After jumping around and dodging for several minutes, I became annoyed and tries to think of a way to stop this when common sense kicks in.

"Why didn't I thought of this?"

As the Beer clones were running around circling me, I stuck my foot out and tripped them all. After they fell I start beating the crap out of them until they all merged back. Because of the damage each clones have taken, it became serious after merging back so he couldn't take me on like he have before (Your power weakens when split, dividing it up in the process).

"What are you going to do now bub?" I said

"Please...spare me..." he cries

Seeing how pathetic he looked, I decide to let him go until...

One of the somali residents in Bosaso yell something in his language pointing his finger at my direction, I quickly turn back and saw the clone ready to shoot me. I dove away and took out my pistol and start firing at him until I ran out of bullets, putting the end of one of Chris Beer's countless clones.

"Very impressive eh?"

I turn and saw Zen444, one of the most notorious trolls in NG history.

"What are you doing here? Do you know it's dangerous?" I said

"Like I care you faggot, I'm here to make sure you don't succeed!" Zen crackled in laugher

Stunned, even for a troll that's too much, why would he plot against Newgrounds? And so i asked, "Why are you plotting against Newgrounds? You're a Newgrounder too!"

"Not anymore, after all those years of suffering I have endured due to those faggot mods banning my ass no matter what I do, free speech eh? I couldn't spam because of this and so i decide to punish them for what they did!" he snarled

Then it begins...

We stood there several yards from each other waiting for one of us to make a move when a bird flew by. Suddenly both of us charge toward each other and in the last second I swerve to the right to avoid Zen's uppercut, then I went to counter with my high jump kick but that bastard leaped out of the way.

"Is that all you got? Only way you can beat me is that energy blast from that shitty anime you watch and you cannot use it without taking out part of the city, you're fucked while I'm just warming up you faggot!" Zen laughed

Then I remember I have a trick up my sleeve, I went to take a nap and fell asleep.

The sound of explosion woke me up and I found myself dodging Zen's punches, because I was awake it caught me by surprise and was promptly knocked across the street (stupid pirates attacking foreign ships).

"I don't know what the fuck just happened but for a while it scares the crap outta me, now to finish you off," said Zen as he begins to charge at me

Having no time to lose I decide to use my special technique as a last resort (taught to me by a low-profile martial art fighter Ho Kam-An) called "Invincible Wind and Fire Wheel" in which I leaped toward Zen and flipped myself over, locking my legs onto his head and grabbed his legs, causing us to roll into a ball where I used Zen's body as a shield. Because there's no stairs nearby (the techique works best on stairs), we roll and hit several walls of buildings in the city like a pinball until I have to let go due to dizziness. After I got up, Zen kicked me away and he looked messed up with blood and bruises all over yelling "This isn't over yet! One day I will destroy you!" before throwing a "Capsule Corp." brand capsule to the ground in which a small plane pops out, he got into the plane and flew away.

Right now I have some trouble sleeping because I still feel kind of sick from all that rolling.