"Oh come on, the guy was blonde and white, this makes him a Nazi and that's why I turned him into one!" said Nick Spencer.
Having enough of the lecture of why he character assassinated Captain America, I summoned a half naked purple man and began to start wailing on him.
Then just before delivering another blow, I stopped time.
"Star Platinum: Za Warudo!"
Then I had the stand to pummel frozen Nick Spencer who was still in the air for another five seconds before time resumes and deliver the final blow that sends him into the sky. Then out of nowhere I could hear the narrator yelling...
Nick Spencer unable to recover, may never write again...