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I want the funky chicken.

Age 36, Male

Student

some boring ass school

New York,NY

Joined on 8/29/02

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I love you for this.

You, my dear sir, are the new version of lovecraft.

I KNEW IT!! First we see Elvis everywhere, now it's MJ, of course, they're in cahoots with each other out in VEGAS!

Stacy, If I don't come over I'll surely die (die)
Please don't trace this call using the FBI (FBI)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm grown, Because MJ doesn' even try to touch me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacys mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Haha! Nice story man!

holy fuckin' shit, zombies!

...OH SHIT IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!? great...just great. nice story.