I was at the gift store looking at the japanese Exodia set. I wasn't able to see the price tag clearly so I ask the store owner how much the OCG set cost.

"$49.99" he said

"What really? For five cards?" I said

"Yeah but that's how it is, you can buy the english cards for half the price,"

"No thanks" I said

I took out my wallet and a fly flies out. After being stunned for a while due to my fear of bugs, I learn that I only have three 20s, two 5s, and three singles.

"Damn it!"

That's way too much, the price would wipe out over half of my wallet size. Well it's for the best I guess, during the hiatus when I had MDD, some of my stuff got messed up and I was told that it was done by Robert Goulet who would return from the beyond to randomly haunt anyone who falls asleep during the day. Oh and by haunting, he comes around and mess up people's things, that's why since then I start stocking up on emerald nuts.

Anyway after I left the gift shop, I ran into a cosplayer.

"Hey watch it!" he said

He's wearing a Garlic Jr. costume...

"GARLIC JR!" I said

"No actually I'm cospl-"

I clocked him in the face, sending him flying across the street.

"Get up loser, I'm just warming up!"

"You bastard, what the hell is that for?"

"You're not going to open up the dead zone on me bitch!"

"For the last time, I'M NOT GARLIC J--"

I drop kicked him.

I already knew he's a cosplayer but the thing is this, Garlic Jr. is the worst villain in the Dragon Ball franchise, even the ones from GT are better. With that I have since decided that anyone who is associated with a crappy villain like Garlic Jr. should be punished.

"PLEASE STOP FOR THE LOVE OF..."

Then I clocked him again.

"This is for having me to sit through that shitty filler arc...THIS IS FOR MAKING ME WAIT FOR THE LATER EPISODE YOU ASSHOLE!"

After choke slamming him, I proceed to use body slam. Once it's done, the cosplayer takes off his costume (just a Garlic Jr. jacket and a mask) and said "I'M NOT GARLIC JR!"

"Okay, okay, you don't have to yell," I said

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU TRIED TO KILL ME ALL BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!"

"I said you don't have to yell,"

"Look...just leave me alone okay? Do that and I won't press charges on you,"

"Okay,"

As he begins to walk away, the cosplayer puts on a football cap.

"Hey, you're fan of the Chargers?" I said

"Yeah, born and bred!" he said

Then I punched him right in the back, paralyzing him...