I was waiting at the park when a PETArd shows up...

"I have been waiting for you loser," I said

"How do you..." he said

"Fatwa's still issued, I could have left by now but that wouldn't be fun so I decided to stick around,"

"You will pay for mocking us!"

Then he takes out a pokeball...

"What?"

"Clucky, I choose you!"

Soon a chicken pops out of a pokeball...

"Wait a minute, you stole this from 'Naruto The Abridged Series' didn't you?" I said

"What? No, everyone who owns a pet chicken would name it 'Clucky', even some random farmer would name his!"

A wind blows and I heard someone coughing.

"Clucky, drill peck!"

The chicken stares at him with a confused look on his face (Yes it's a rooster).

"Okay then use fly!"

The chicken then use "fly"

I pick up a discarded cane and prepare for the assault. Soon the chicken charge towards me and I quickly swung the bat...

"IT IS HIGH...IT IS FAR...IT IS..."

Then the chicken went right through the window of KFC.

"NO CLUCKY!!!"

"He's dead and frying!" I laughed

"You bastard!"

He starts running towards me and I start beating him with a cane. I kept on beating him until he's nothing but a bloody pulp. Soon what was left of his body turns into dozens of chickens and they would then scatter to the four corners of the Earth...I think.

"Man I'm tired!" I said

So I went to take a nap on the park bench...