Knowing that I'm short on cash (I forgot my account password), I decide to find some ways to earn some cash. Yeah my name's finally cleared and yet I have somehow managed to forget the password to my account so I can't access my earnings. I haven't been this frustrated since the time I got lost in the school cafeteria back when I was in third grade. Then I heard someone yelling...
"Everyone step right up and earn $800 if you can beat my fighter!"
"Sweet!" I said
I came in and said "Who is the loser unfortunate enough to face me?"
Then a boxer who resembled Kevin Bacon on steroids came up and said "WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S MY LINE!"
Then the dude running the show came and said "Sure kid, whatever you do, just try not to get killed,"
Once the fight starts, I stood there staring at a bird standing on a power line for no reason. The dude I'm challenging waited for few minutes until...
"You asshole, how dare you mocking me?" he said
I yawned...
"STOP MOCKING ME!"
He threw a punch and I calmly took a step to the other side. Soon I jumped right over him, spun around, and thumb my nose at him.
"STOP!" he roared
I walked toward him and gave a back-handed tap to his face.
"GAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone starts laughing.
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"Stop acting man!"
"Even Manu Ginobili's flopping looked more realistic!"
Once the brute uncovers his face...
"HOLY CRAP!"
"No way, must be ketchup..."
I stood there watching the brute curling on the ground in fetal position as a bird flew by...dropping one on his face.
"Man, this guy's more pathetic than that moron who still thinks FMA anime came out before the manga which hence his hatred of the second series," I said
"Okay I won, give me that $800 you promised!"
After picking up my reward, I head back to the motel...
Ironosaur
Meh.