I was walking by when I notice a huge gathering near the church. I went to see what was going on when we all enter the building. Soon I start hearing "Dies Irae" from a choir and everyone seemed to be solemn, with that I figured that it must have been a remembrance for someone. But then I saw a flat-screen attached to a hanger showing a footage of the recent gold medal game. They're mourning the gold medal loss to Team Canada.

"Everyone, let us mourn the loss of one of our own...hope!" said the minister

I decided not to say anything since it would be inappropriate and besides, I'm bummed about the loss as well.

"Let us hope that the experience will pay off in 2014 at Sochi!"

After few hours of sermon and eulogies by several people, everyone's ready to go when suddenly some douche storm in holding a picket. I looked at the picket and realize it's one of those losers from Westboro.

"You people are going to hell because you didn't hate gays, DEATH TO AMERICA!" he said

I was ready to beat him up when someone next to me said "Don't, that's what he wanted you to do,"

"So what? I'm not going to stand here and let this continue, those people made you look bad and even protested our soldiers' funerals!" I said

"Beat him up and you'll prove Fred Phelp's point...please not in the church"

"Okay, I'll just drive him out then..."

I'm not really Catholic, not sure what denomination I'm with...

Anyway I went to confront that psycho and said "You better stop this or you will live to regret it!" I said

"Well the hell with you fag!" he said before making a Nazi salute

I took that picket away from and threw it outside. Angry at what I just did, he threw a punch but I dodged it by tilting my head away. Then he tries to beat me up but I blocked all his punches with just my left arm. While doing so, I looked at the sky and realized that it's getting late at that point as the sun was starting to set.

"Dude give it up, you're not going to win and this is getting old," I said

But he continues to throw punches and said "God hates fags and people like you, die!"

Then someone yelled "That does it, just kick his ass!"

I start pounding the loser relentlessly until he hacks away and picks up the picket I threw. He tries to hit me with it but I quickly kicked it off his hands. After that he started to run and I proceed to chase him. He ran into his car and drove away but I kept chasing him on foot until it pulled away uphill, that's when I gave up.

I walk to a nearby bench and took a rest while wondering how could I let that asshole escape. I began to fall asleep when I heard a scream and saw several people running. I went to see what was going on and saw a neighborhood ransacked.

"Trouble in the neighborhood, what can it be?" I said

Then a stranger came and said "It's the troll rider,"

"Troll rider...wait I heard of that monster before, you mean it's real?"

"Yes, no one knows where it comes from but it have been wreaking havoc in random towns since the rise of internet!"

"Couldn't the mods..."

"No, many have tried but only few have lived to tell the tale..."

After some awkward silence, I said "Okay then, I'll get going..."

"Just be careful out there!"