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Fear The Unlimited Issues

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 23rd, 2009


After that incident with Patrick Ewing, I was at home with a bag of ice on my jaw when I heard people outside panicking. Running out with two pistols to see what was going on, to my shock there were three monsters from FUI2 on the street people are running away from. Angrily I start firing away at the monsters but they continued to walk slowly toward me. As they moved closer I continue to fire at them John Woo style until I have to perform a huge flip over them to get behind. As they turn around, I start firing at them again and again and again.

"This is impossible" I grumbled before cupping my hands together to prepare my kamehameha

After few seconds a warm glow appears in my hands and soon I fire a massive energy blast at the monsters before redirecting it up to the sky so I won't damage the neighborhood. After a huge explosion, I thought it was over until the bodies fell in front of me and got up saying "It's going to take more than that to kill us"

I jumped out of the way before one took a swipe and destroys a pickup truck.

"No way!" I yelled

"All thanks to our creator Donovan Jackson, our difficulty level is high!" one sneered

Then I stood back and prepare my rei ken, soon I promptly fire a burst of several energy beams at them. Once the smoke clears, the monsters stood still before breaking into laughter.

"That's even worse than before, is that all you have left?"

I decide to use my powers to see their weakness and there each of the monsters have three blue flames left. Recalling the short time I played this game before being slaughtered, the blue flames indicates health. With that I fired my rei ken again before checking to see how many blue flames were left, this time there were two each.

"Give it up, there's no way you can win!"

I prepare my second wave of kamehameha before firing it at the monsters, but this time one of them jumped out of the way so two were hit instead. The smoke clears and they're still standing with evil grin on their faces. I know they're almost done, they just didn't know it so I start shooting them with my pistols and soon...

"The pain..."

"It can't be..."

Shortly afterward their body disintegrated in a flash of light.

"Finally" I sighed

"There's still one more!" the remaining monster growled

"Then I'll just have to finish you off!" I said

But unfortunately because I used up much of my energy on kamehameha blasts, it's nearly depleted, I'll have to weaken him a bit before trying to finish him off. So I proceed to fire away until both of my pistols ran out of ammos. Then quickly I fired my rei ken at him which hits him in the chest but was still standing.

"It's over" he said

I hate you Donovan Jackson! That game is friggin' terrible, seriously every scrubs in this game are like bosses. I'm glad his game's right to the medals have been revoked, I gave up trying because of this!

I checked and there's one more blue flame left.

Then Doc. Brown came and said "Catch!" while throwing a light saber handle in my direction.

I caught it and then doc yells "This is the best I can do, you have one hit, don't blow it!"

I press the button and a blade of green light shot out of the handle, "Whoa"

"Prepare to meet your doom" the monster said

I zipped past him with my light saber, slicing him into two from the waist.

"I-imposs-ib-le..." he moaned before disintegrating win a flash of light.

Apparently the light saber can take out two flames like my kamehameha.

"Finally it's over!" I said before heading on home to get Q's jetpack to find Donovan Jackson just so I can kick his ass for what he did.


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Wow, you certainly do attract a lot of unwanted attention, don't you?

Interesting.