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Hollow Shell

Posted by Idiot-Finder - June 30th, 2009


This morning I was taking a walk to the park to exercise myself after few days of doing nothing. After running up the hill in Forest Park, I decide to go back to buy a newspaper. On my way back I notice there's something blocking the path. I moved forward to see what it was when I accidently tripped, there I realize how lucky I was. A small pin shot out from a mysterious object hits a jogger and became paralyzed instantly.

"What the?"

Soon the cloud moves away and a beam of sunlight shines to the strange figure, it's shedinja.

"Damn it, what the hell is it doing here in our world?"

A kids comes up and said "Cool a giant bug!"

"Wait, don't look from behind!"

It's too late, after looking at the hole from behind, the kid falls lifelessly to the ground.

"Idiot!"

Soon I had to jump out of the way to avoid a barrage of poison stings. Seeing that I have no choice, I decide to use my energy blast (despite not fully recovered enough to use kamehameha). I stood back and clenched my fist, after few seconds it begins to glow.

"Time to end this" I said

Then I fired massive blasts from my fist and struck a phantom bug pokemon dead on. As the smoke clear...

Shedinja survived without a scatch!

"NO WAY!"

Soon I fired another blast with same result

"How many times do I have to blast this thing until it's dead?"

"As long it have Wonder Guard, there's nothing you can do to kill it"

I turn around and saw a strange person wearing black outfit.

"Who are you?"

"I'm really impressed, in place of pokemon in our world, there's humans with supernatural powers in your world"

"Are you responsible for this?"

"What are you going to do about it?"

"If you don't stop this I'll kick the living crap out of you!"

"That won't happen, in a minute my time will be up"

"Why?"

"I have this device..." as he shows me his watch-like device on his wrist "...once it's up I'll be teleported back to my world, but however shedinja will stay because I have always wonder what will happen once I return with my associates" before breaking down to laugher

"You son of a bitch!" as I ran toward him, but he disappeared in a second

Soon I wasn't able to move my feet and fell to the ground. I got hit with string shot by shedinja, this isn't good at all. Even with my full powered kamehameha it'll still won't work due to that Wonder Guard protecting it. To buy enough time to free myself, I fired another blast at the pokemon and was covered by a cloud of smoke.

"No good" I mumbled, it's too sticky

Then my luck changed, a pigeon land next to me

"It may have germs but it's the only chance I got" as I grabbed the feathered rat

As the rats-with-wings struggled to escape, the smoke clears and I flung it at shedinja. The projectile struck target and soon the pokemon falls to the ground dead. Now it's finally over and I was able to cut myself loose with a sharp stick on the ground. The paramedics arrived and took a paralyzed man away on a stretcher. The kid's apparently alright too seeing that after shedinja is killed, soul it sucked out returned to it's body.

After arriving home I received a phone call from Poozy, he found a lead. I'm going to New Zealand to help find Chris Beer although he told me to stay out of this because the F.B.I. are involved.


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there's something strange...watch your back.

Something strange, and it don't look good, who're ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!!

Something weird in the neighborhood, who're ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!!

I had to do it. Anyway, this looks mighty promising.

Oh yea, this is going to get a lot more interesting. This is gonna ROCK!

Hahaha, it's amazing how you guys think you're doing something good. All you do is sit around all day, watching flashes half-way through and massflagging them, and for what? You're not doing one any favors--the only thing you could be possibly be getting from this is a small feeling of self-righteousness. Good job! You've stopped an evil spammer from destroying all the good in Newgrounds by getting your buddies to vote 0 on him!

You claim to be keeping the portal clean or whatever, but your methods of zero bombing and flagging are exactly the same as the ones used by those spam crews that you despise.

And I know that what I'm saying is true, as you called in Poozy because you had nothing more to say than "oh well you're just complaining! BABY!!!"

You just got banned didn't you?