This morning I was watching Eyewitness news and there's a report of a psycho going on a rampage in Staten Island, first I thought it could be Marian Hossa because of what happened at the Stanley Cup final then they show a photo of the culprit. To my surprise it's none other than Xito, I thought he was dead few years ago. To those who aren't aware who he is, Xito was a notorious review troll who would post anti-American messages in his reviews from '01-'05. His reign of terror declined somewhere around the end of '02 as his reviews began to decrease in production. Keep in mind he was able to get away with those because the system was lax back then, you can write a death threat to the author and you won't get banned because there's no review mods at the time.

"He's back? I thought he's dead, guess I'll have to kick the crap out of him again"

So I took several bus rides to the ferry to go to Staten Island and began looking for that troll. So far there's no sign of that troll, with that I decided to take a walk for a bit, maybe he left. But then suddenly...

"Dakka, dakka, dakka..."

Only one person I know talks like that...

It's Xito and his fitted with robotic parts, I guess that explains it. But who would bring him back to life? Seriously, you've gotta be kidding me!

"Xito, it's time for me to finish what I started three years ago" I said

"Jihad!" and he fires laser beams at me, he narrowly missed

Soon Xito fires several blades at me, but thanks to my recovering supernatural powers I was able to stop them mid air and send them right back. But unfortunately they missed and accidently pinned some random stranger to the wall, he's probably going to be scarred for life. I was waiting for that Islamic troll to make his move when something unexpected happened, he took off. He burst into the sky like a rocket, he retreated. I wonder why, something's up alright, someone must have been behind this, who?

Because he flew so high up, there's no way I can shoot him down. I was heading to the ferry when there's a suspicious looking character in the way.

"There's a weird person in cloak, I'll just walk toward him hoping he'll move away"

Turns out I made the same mistake that certain character with a Brooklyn accent have made in a internet spoof series.

"Hey what gives? I'm going to miss the ferry!"

"I'm afraid you're going to have to wait for the next ride as I snaw will make sure that you will give up on your investigation"

"That'll never happen!"

"Then you leave me no choice..." as he reach for something in his cloak

Not waiting to see what he's about to do, I leap and caught his neck with my legs. After fall to the ground, I broke his neck upon impact. Soon something eery happened...his body evaporated, it weirded the crap out of me. Deciding to forget what happened, I head to the port to find that I missed the ferry thanks to that idiot snaw. I eventually did made it back home several hours later, on my way I passed by a deli hosting a snapalope hunt.

I'm thinking about joining the hunt.