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Bunny War: Battle of Forest Park

Posted by Idiot-Finder - May 28th, 2009


Yesterday after reading the newspaper regarding the event that night, I was somewhat sleep-deprived. Got better after drinking a glass of milk and to kill some time, I start playing pokemon in hope of catching a shiny pokemon (my quest is as successful as Ryan Leaf's NFL career). Soon it was noon so I decided to take a walk to the park. Funny thing is that this is where I would get my first taste of animal warfare.

Near the bandshell there's two groups of rabbits killing each other. There I realized it's one of the battles from the civil war I heard about. There some of the rabbits I met are part of the group that are badly losing and the leader of the opposing group yells "Traitors will fall!"

The rabbit who invited me was attacked and the enemy was ready to finish it off when I came to it's rescue. I kicked it like a football and it's.....ugh, no good, no good, it's wide right, man I made Scott Norwood look accurate.

"You humans have no business to interfere!" the tyrant yells

"So you can talk..." I said

"Who are you?"he demanded

"I am...'The Procrastinator!'"

Everyone sweat-drops and fell backwards anime-style

"Just screwing with you, I'm the one who killed Super Bunny"

"So it's you, retreat!"

"Why are you retreating? The battle's just getting started!"

"Right now there's no way to beat you, but one day vengence will be ours!" he said as his group left

After spending the next day thinking, today I decided to help out the rebellion, I'll be away for a while.

Don't worry, I'll be back!


Comments

Damn internet gnomes, always gotta fuck up everything.

i never worry

you'll be the god of the lit portal.
this one was a bit short though.