"Hello, this is Franchesca Ramsey and I'm here to tell you the awfulness of white people and how they should all die."
Then the promo clip for the latest season ends.
Before watching the latest webisodes of "Decoded", I went to the kitchen to get a can of coke before heading to the living room to fetch a large bag of popcorn I had prepared for the potential shitstorm when the new Barbie was to come out before Chuck Schumer's relative backed out for some reason (yeah I was bummed about that since I was looking forward to the circus over the internet). Once that was done, I click on the icon for the webisode from MTV and crack the can of cold bubbly to enjoy the party.
I'm looking forward to an upcoming spinoff of "Decoded" titled "Whitey Ford, the original Jontron? We have proof because of his name!"
Though admittingly I did a spit take when I saw the title because...isn't Whitey his nickname?