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Intermission #26: The death of a Narutard

Posted by Idiot-Finder - March 7th, 2012


JediMaster8 was a proud die-hard Naruto fan who lived under an ignorant bliss. In fact he would spout pro-Naruto crap and claimed that the characters can destroy the characters from X, X, and X. One day, JM's idiotic life would change due to his act of recklessness.

In the summer of 2009, the maroon created a thread comparing 9/11 to Naruto.

It caused an outrage and so it was locked after few pages. (Had Pein killed Hinata, the comparison would have been slightly justified)

However, it wasn't enough for JM as he came across a Greek message board few years later. There he registered and created a thread called, "Geeky Greeks r ghey! Persians roolz!"

The thread was deleted after an hour...

Few days later, JM was out because someone send him an e-mail to a location where someone would offer him a fr-

"CADNEY!!!"

That stupid bastard interrupted me, not like that would matter...you'll see why.

JM went to the park and there he came across a man with blue hair and said, "What's with the hair? Are you gay?"

Then the man said, "Are you the fucknut who posted that thread three days ago?"

"Yeah, so?" said JM with a hint of smugness.

Then the man points his finger at the retarded kid and a sharp red nail appeared!

"What t-"

"SCARLET NEEDLE!!!"

A red beam shot out and hits JM.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

The kid immediately vomit as he contort on the ground in pain, even rolled on his own vomit in agony while pissing himself. He continued to scream as a group of people passed by thinking he's having a temper tantrum.

"GAH!" coughed JM as he was unable to think straight due to the intensity of pain.

The man stood there and said, "Can't believe that you actually survive this one, let's see if you can take the next hit."

Another beam hits JM and the-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!"

Damn he's annoying...anyway JM emptied the rest of his bowel contents into his pants as he began to vomit blood. The pain...there's no way anyone can describe it except maybe JM, but trust me he won't tell.

Felt bad at the kid, the man then touches the pressure point on JM's body and said, "The bleeding should stop, but if you ever do that again...I won't go easy on you!"

Then he disappeared.

Days later, a video of JM's suffering appeared on YouTube.

His body was found hanging the next day...


Comments

A tragic tale from beginning to end.
Just checked the last of his posts, and seems like he had trouble getting out of the closet before he stopped posting here.
Logic fails us when emotions are involved... it's only human.
I almost wanna see the video he made before....