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Intermission #22: What Really Happened!

Posted by Idiot-Finder - January 8th, 2012


Dylan Nuno was a happy-go-lucky bully who enjoyed picking on those weaker than him. In fact bullying was his lifelong habit and dream as he would beat up little kids just to show how bad ass he is. But one day his life would change when he met Jorge Saavedra.

Jorge happened to be a somewhat disturbed kid who have been bottling up his rage after taking years of bullying. It also doesn't help that he has a disturbing obsession with roses, making him an easy target for bullies.

As Dylan came and stole his lunch money, he pointed to Jorge and said, "Hey pussy, me and you will fight outside tomorrow in the morning!"

Stunned by the sudden challenge, Jorge then said, "I don't wa-"

"Shut up, we'll fight!"

Then next morning, Jorge was in the bus on his way to school when he saw Dylan. Hoping to avoid him, he got off in the next stop hoping to walk all the way. But unfortunately, Dylan noticed him so he got off the bus as well.

Then as it happened, Dylan walked right to Jorge and hits him in the back of his head.

"Hey faggot, you're not dodging me are ya!" yelled Dylan as he proceed to hit him again.

At that moment, Dylan felt something stabbing his hand and to his horror...his right hand have been impaled by the stem of a rose!

"MY HAND!!!" Dylan screamed.

Once Jorge turned, he's holding a rose in his mouth.

Stunned, Dylan said, "What the fuck?"

Then afterward, Jorge took the rose from his mouth and threw it right into Dylan's arm...

"GAHHH, MY ARM!"

The situation grew worse as dozens of black roses were swirling around Jorge who then said, "You think it's funny to make me suffer did you? Well who's laughing now!"

Dylan screamed, "WA-" but was cut by a barrage of black roses, slicing his skin all over his body.

Jorge laughed in a effeminate tone and said, "I could have killed you right now but that wouldn't be fun would it?"

Dylan got up and ripped the roses from his hands and said, "You monster, you're not human! I may not have weird ass powers like you but I won't go down...not without a fight!"

He charged at Jorge, only to felt a stab to his chest. Dylan looked down and saw a white rose sticking on the left side of his chest. The bully started to fall to his knee and was about to take the rose out of his chest when he noticed the flower turning red...it's draining his blood!

"Go ahead Dylan, if you take out the rose...you will die sooner!" Jorge laughed.

"What?!" Dylan yelled.

Then another rose was thrown into Dylan's testicles, causing excruciating pain. Dylan tried to scream but then another was thrown into his chest, piercing through his nipple and right into his lung. As Dylan began to collapse to the ground, two more roses were thrown, piercing his eyes. Few more were thrown to his body until Jorge decided that it was enough.

"Hmmm, twelve roses...perfect... and such beauty!" he said.

Dylan died within few minutes as the roses turns red from blood.

"Such beauty....."


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