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The Horseman of Doom

Posted by Idiot-Finder - May 21st, 2011


Just an hour ago a man riding a horse size of an elephant came. Each step the horse took shook the ground like an earthquake. For some reason couple of black muggers tried to mug him by point their knives at him and said, "Yo, give me your money or we'll cut ya horse bitch!"

Then the horseman said...nothing and the the hose itself stepped on one of the muggers, crushing him!

The rest dropped their knives and crapped their pants before kneeling.

"Please spare us!"

"I swear I won't do it again, I promise!"

"Forgive us!"

The only guy standing tried to shoot the horseman but then he made a slicing gesture with his hand and then...the dude got sliced in half!

Witnessing this, I stood there frozen.

Who is this guy and where did he come from? Come to think of it, as I'm typing you'll notice more mistakes than usual but to tell you the truth, I'm freaked out right now and coul;d barely keep myself from shaking like crasy!

Soon the enormous horseman said, "You're not worthy to dirty my hand for!"

Afterward the horse proceed to crush all the muggers kneeling for mercy.

COuld he be one of the...okay...I don't know anymore and I don't want to know.


Comments

I thought I saw a flake of burning sulphur outside, but it was gone. :c

I am death.

It's the apocalip- oh wait, we're still alive.
Carry on.

I thought for a minute there, I smelled hellfire and brimstone, but it turned out to be nothing more than a barbecue.

Just another apocaliptic false alarm, I guess.