One day in Pakistan, a notorious terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was in his cave reminiscing the days when he ordered the deaths of countless lives.
"Life is good," he said.
But then suddenly there's an explosion and everything went black. When he woke up, Osama finds himself in a very dreary place and not only that, it's burning hot. Not only that a song "Hot in Herre" was playing in countless loops, there's flames everywhere!
"What is this?" he said.
Then a fat ugly demon prostitute appears right in front of him and said, "Hello there," in a masculine voice.
"Who are you?" said Osama.
"I'm whom you're promised in the afterlife," said the demon.
"You're kidding right? I was promised 72 virgins, you're a..."
"Oh you heard wrong, it's something that your imam came up with for shits and giggles, you're coming with me!"
Then Osama begins to collapse to the ground stammering, "N-no...it can't be true...impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it's true!" said the demon.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Earfetish
Nelly - Hot in Here is a classic terrible song that would be played on repeat in Hell.