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My Bad Day

Posted by Idiot-Finder - March 9th, 2011


"So you guys are now planning something new?" I asked

"Yeah, it's been a while since we tried something ever since that failure..." said Victor

"So what are you guys planning?"

"Brian adopted four dogs from the pound and we're going to set up a trap in the abandoned building,"

Hearing this, I knew the plan won't end well and this time I had a bad feeling...

"What?" I said

"With luck, the plan will go haywire and one of our members will get mauled by dogs, this should scare them into quitting!" said Victor

And he said what I did was bad, I mean really? Seriously what I did few weeks ago was getting some guy raped and few of the members did left and yet Victor had no issues with dogs? Are you kidding me?

My John McEnroe moment in my head was interrupted when I heard loud barkings erupted out of nowhere. I thought I was going to have a heart attack from the shock that happened, haven't been this surprised since the time I saw a youtube video that ended with a screamer. Right in front of me there were two nasty looking rottweilers and two massive German shepherds. They're even larger than I thought!

With that said, I asked "Are they pumped with steroids?"

Brian, the guy holding the leash said, "No."

After some planning, the trap at the abandoned building was set and Brian and I were waiting for someone (Victor said that he'll pretend to call someone so that Brian will wait long enough to do something stupid...I thought it was kind of lame).

We were waiting at the bedroom in the second floor when Brian left to get something. While doing so, I began to walk around out of boredom when I notice a creaking sound right below me. I shrugged and was about to move on when suddenly the floor collapsed. I grabbed onto the edge in time when I noticed those loud barkings from before. That's when I realized I had accidentally walked right into the trap!

I looked down and saw those dogs barking menacingly with foams coming out of their mouths. When I saw this, I figured that either the dogs were infected with rabies or just happened to had some kind of drooling problem. After a while as I held on with my left hand, my fingers began to slip off one by one. Things were looking hopeless until I heard Brian yelling at someone about the pizza and that's when I realized that stupid asshole went out to order a pizza!

Hearing this, I fastened my grip on my remaining finger and started to climb back up finger by finger. Then I threw my right arm up to grab the ledge and began to push myself up with everything I have. Slowly I was able to climb out of the hole when Brian shows up with a box of pizza and said, "What the fuck have you done?!"

"What?" I said

"The trap...it's ruined!"

Then I heard a woman yelling, "Brian are you there, it's dangerous and also it's dinner time!"

He dropped the pizza box and said, "Oh shit...Andy, take care of this for me!"

As he ran out of the room, he accidentally pushed me and I fell into the hole...

After I made my way out, I ran into one of the other guys from the group and he looked at me as if I got into a fight somehow.

"Dude, are you okay?" he said

"No!" I said

"What happened? It looked like as if y-"

"Where the hell is Brian?"

"He's at home, why?"

"Before I tell you, there's a pizza in the room on second floor so help yourself!" I yawned

"Thanks!" he said

Then I said, "Also you guys may need to find a place to bury those dogs,"

"W-what happened?" he said

"I put them to sleep!" I said before limping away

The next day I went to beat the crap out of Brian in front of everyone at the warehouse.


Comments

haha, what a story mark

Nice one man.