"You disgusting pig, we won't let you go!"

I turned and saw a group of people in green outfits covered with dirt. I was at the park eating caesar salad when it happened.

"Who are you?" I asked

"We are known as the 'People for Ethical Treatment of Plants', we dedicated our lives in protecting plants from harmful acts of people like you!" one of them said

"You people actually exist? I made jokes about you guys numerous times but I never thought you guys are real!" I chuckled

"So you think you're pretty funny, let's see if you'll laugh once we're through with you!"

Before they can make their move, I pointed right directly to the ground and said, "You guys are standing on grass,"

Then they stopped and one of them then said, "Wait a minute...you're right!"

"You know what this means?" I said

The other then answered, "It means...oh my god..."

"It can't be...we're murderers!"

"We gotta get off!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Then they fled...

"That was random..." I said to myself before continuing to eat my salad

I was on my way meeting my sorta friends at the warehouse when I noticed a news being broadcasted on a electronic store.

Breaking news today! A group of activists known as PETOP were seen leaping from the roof of a apartment building to their deaths. Reason for this is unknown...