A huge muscular freak about seven feet tall came stomping toward me, creating a small tremor every step. He looked like a giant gorilla and for some reason looked incredibly homosexual, I mean just look at him!

"ME HATE YOU!" he yelled

"That's the leader of the gay pile? That's almost as believable than the time someone told me the cavemen from GEICO had their own show!" I said

I took out a shade and jumped several meters into the air before coming down to slice him.

"SUPPA CUTTING SHADE ATTAAAAACK!!!"

The fruity gorilla barely bled...

"WTF?"

Then the fruity gorilla starts laughing and said "ME ITCH GONE!"

I stood there and said, "Um...you're welcome?"

Judging by this, this guy is slightly weaker than "Iron Shirt". Then I realized something, to clear something up I asked, "You're not wearing a shirt and it's freezing out here, aren't you worried about getting sick?"

"HUH?" he grunted in a retarded manner

"Never mind,"

I pick up a discarded metal pole and starts to beat him with it yelling "EAT MY STEEL POLE OF MANLINESS!!!"

But then he grabs the pole and shook me off saying "OKAY!"

Then he ate the pole, crunching it with his teeth. Afterward he let out a huge burp and I can smell something awful in the air, nearly threw up. So tried my kamehameha but all it did was blowing him just several feet. Sometime later he sat down and fell asleep with a bubble coming out of his nose before sneezing himself awake. Without thinking as the fruity gorilla starts walking toward me, I start throwing random objects lying on the snow covered ground.

As times goes by, the fruity gorilla starts to grow fatter as I fed him until the blood starts to seep out of his stomach. Soon he begins groan before falling to the ground, creating a minor tremor and just like that, he's dead.

"I'm glad that's over with, now time t-"

Suddenly someone shows up and said "It's been a long time, now that I'm back it's time for me to do what I came here to do!" said the stranger

"Who are you?" I asked

"WHAT?!" he screamed

"I don't remember you, are you the guy who worked at McDonald's?"

"NO!"

Then he takes out a sword shaped like a bolt. That's when I realized who it is, yeah now I remember that loser!

"Oh, now I remember...you're that electrician who got tased by coupled of police officers few days ago, but what does this have any-"

"WHAT?! THAT'S NOT IT!"

"So...who are you then?"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH!"

Then he tries to attack me with that bolt shaped sword but I blocked it with my shade. After clashing for a minute, I jump kicked him in the stomach, sending him flying into someone's car.

After that I said "Tell me if I'm correct, Chargers fan?"

"FINALLY, NOW T-"

I punched him in the face before he could finish his sentence. Soon he got and run, but I gave chase because he's a douche. Soon I chased him into a supermarket where there's a special on lutefisk (whatever that is). Soon he ran to the shelf and starts chucking canned goods at me, but I was able to dodge them all. Then picked up those cans and starts throwing them right back at him before he proceeds to make a run for it.

I followed him into the seafood section where he then takes out a swordfish and tries to stab me with it. I grabbed a stale french bread and blocked the blade before running toward the Chargers fan and starts beating him senselessly with it.

Then I said "Somebody call 911! This maniac tried to mug me and I chased him into this store!"

The Chargers fan on the ground growls and said "This is bullshit, I did-"

The security came and tased him until he became completely stunned. Afterward the police came and took him in.

He'll be back again, Chargers fans are stubborn.