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Intermission #15: Conspiracy Now!

Posted by Idiot-Finder - September 26th, 2010


One day in what seemed to be a peaceful and quiet neighborhood, there are small groups of people gathering inside of someone's house. At a glance, one would think they're preparing for a social gathering, but it wasn't the case. The truth is more disturbing once you learn that these people are among those who believes in some of the most outlandish conspiracies, especially the infamous "9/11 is caused by the government" conspiracy. They are discussing a way to try to "expose" the wrongdoings they believed were perpetrated by the U.S.

"We'll have to expose the crimes committed somehow," said one of the neighborhood residents, Mel Tac

"The people who claimed they witnessed what happened on 9/11 are clearly paid off, those planes are actually missiles and some are holograms!" said another resident, Tony Retald

"The jews did it!" said Adolf Schemmell

Later that evening, the meeting ends and everyone returns to their homes. Next morning, the truthers gathers and starts discussion something that will eventually lead to the break up of the group. It all started when one of the neighbors named Ted O'Donnell came and said something that shocked everyone.

"I have a question, it's been bothering me for sometime...what if one of us happens to be a spy send by the government to infiltrate our meeting?"

Stunned, everyone became silent until...

"You could be right, one of use may have been working with the government!" said Mel Tac

Then Tony points at Mel saying "It could be you!"

"ME?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

"Do you expect us to believe that the government didn't got to you first? After all you did organize the meeting so no one will become suspicious!"

Angered by such accusation, Mel points at Tony and said "It's obvious what you're trying to do, you're the spy who tried to pin the whole thing on me, nice try!"

Soon every member of the group starts accusing each other of being a spy and proceeds to beat the crap out of each other. Soon afterward a major riot erupts in what was once a peaceful suburban neighborhood. Being that the riot grew severe, a SWAT team would be deployed to quell the riot (successful although almost every member of the group were killed, especially Tony Retald, Mel Tac, and Adolf Schemmell).

Ted O'Donnell however wasn't at the riot as he left the group shortly after the whole event grew out of control and laughs at the pathetic conspiracy idiots as the survivors are being led away in handcuffs. Ted wasn't a government spy, just a person who have common sense to know everything isn't a government conspiracy and incited that riot for laughs. To whoever reading this, don't shake your head.

Why?

You'd do the same thing when it comes to those idiots.


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I would so do that!

they got scammed...