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Recurring Villains

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 27th, 2010


At the hotel I'm staying at, some people are making complaints because the building next to us has some activities going on so no one can sleep. Just to let you know, I wasn't able to sleep for the past few days as well so the next morning I went to see what was going on. Yeah I know I developed an unhealthy habit of sticking into other people's business but that's how it is and besides, I need to sleep you know.

I enter the building and strangely enough, no one's guarding the entrance.

"That's weird." I said

After running up the stairs for several floors, I stop to catch my breath and rest for few minutes before continuing on. Then I discover some activity going on at the twelfth floor...I peeped around and saw there's a room filled with...

"Chargers fans! I hate those guys!" I said

I kept myself hidden and listen...

"The time has come for us to take over!"

"YEA!"

"We will take over this country so that way the Chargers will become the America's team!"

"YEA!"

"HIEL RIVERS!" they chant

I haven't been this disturbed since reading a post at the IMDB message board where some idiot said that "Saving Private Ryan" is a violent war movie that will be forgotten in the future. I mean seriously is this guy really that stupid? Well that and the fact that Peeve the Poltergeist gets left out of the Harry Potter movies.

Anyway knowing what those losers are planning to do, I decided to go undercover when I beat one of the Chargers fans unconscious and don his football cap as a disguise. Few minutes later...

"Tonight we will begin the revolt as we have received support from fans of other teams forced to live under the shadows of superior teams!" said the leader as he takes out his assault rifle.

That's when I realize it's getting serious.

"That's not all, with help from our little friend, victory will be ours!"

Then a familiar face appears from behind the stage...Iron Shirt!

"Uh oh!" I said

But then some of the Chargers fans turn to me and said "What do you mean, 'uh oh'?"

"Yeah, are you alright?"

Then I said "Um..yeah, just need to go to the bathroom because I have diarrhea..."

Then the leader said "Make it quick!"

I left and soon one of the follows me saying "You look familiar..."

"There are many people around so some faces are bound to be similar." I said

Then Iron Shirt comes and said "I REMEMBER YOU! EVERYONE, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"

A swarm of Chargers fans start chasing me and I ran down the stairs for few floors before hopping to the stairwell right next to it. There I climb up a bit and wait for the swarm to pass down before I jump back, it's a good thing I watched "Back To the Future". Then I made my way to the roof to see if I can jump to another building, but unfortunately the nearest tall building is way too far. Then the leader shows up and said "Go ahead, jump!"

He points his assault rifle at me.

"Suicide would be nice and neat..." he grins

Seeing the roof is stocked with explosives, I hid behind one of them.

"Damn it!" he shouts

I took out a pistol and shot him from behind. Soon a group of Chargers fans came up, many of them lined up and I came out from my hiding spot and took them out in one shot (The bullet went right through, hitting them all at once). After taking out several Chargers fans, I made my way out of the building safely before seeing some more Charger fans and Iron Shirt on the street looking for me.

Knowing I have to be careful, I went to the pay phone and report the activity in the building to the police (The weapons and explosives would be seized with several Chargers fans arrested).

Then a car starts and I saw it's driven by Chargers fans trying to run me over. I leap over the car and they plow right into a fertilizer truck. I made my way back to the hotel where it's safe and sound from those nuts.

I know I'll be facing them again, it's not over yet!

Not to mention Iron Shirt's trying to settle the score with me, so as of now, I have to stay hidden...


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they are becoming terrorists.